Archive for December, 2001

Martha Stewart Has Nothin’ On Me.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2001

Wow. I’m really and truly amazed at what re-joining the smoking population has done for my mood and my sleep patterns. Either that, or D. slipped some Prozac in my coffee this morning. I’m damn near cheery. Bustling away at Christmas cards and ornaments. Bursting with Christmas zest. Cheesin’ […]

Nicotine, Sweet Nicotine.

Monday, December 17th, 2001

Well, I had a fun weekend. One Christmas party, one packed club, several nervous breakdowns, and several thousand drinks. I think D. and I are going to walk around like zombies all week, as we have just completed three days of screaming, crying, bitchy, accusatory Hell.It was really cathartic, though. I feel […]

Bad News.

Friday, December 14th, 2001

This is going to be one of those long, depressive, rambling entries. Just a warning.Well, I just got a big, fat Tyvek envelope full of Christmas cheer.
If you’re not familiar with my situation, I have been on leave from my job as an analyst for a large steel corporation for about a year, due […]

Ebola Virus.

Thursday, December 13th, 2001

I think I am the victim of germ warfare.Seriously. I got a funny-looking letter from the Publisher’s Clearinghouse yesterday. This thing was totally skanky. It looked like it had been dropped in the mud several times and chewed on by a large Rottweiler.
I opened it anyway, though, because it said I won. […]

Crabby Fights, Burny Eye, and Sneaky Kid.

Wednesday, December 12th, 2001

Well, I’m still crabby. Thought you might be interested.D. is still very pissy as well. Round two of the Great Pissy Screaming Match took place last night after the tremendously scary and cool Buffy episode. The fight was fairly short, so I’ll share.
Trance: (calmly eating a late dinner on the couch) […]

Bitch-A-Rama, Buffy, and Buzzcuts.

Tuesday, December 11th, 2001

Warning: Serious bitching, whining, and griping to follow.(It’s best that I just get it out of my system now.)
OK, I have thought about this whole Pennsylvania thing for about twelve hours straight now, and I am getting more and more depressed at the thought of it.
I really, really, really don’t want to go.
I see […]

Good Clean Fightin’.

Monday, December 10th, 2001

I really, really, really, really need to calm my bad ass down. I think I’m having some sort of hormonal freak attack, because I have been an emotional wreck the past few nights.Let’s travel back in time, if you’ll indulge me, to Saturday night. (Cue Twilight Zone theme.)
D. was at the grocery store, […]

Santa, Baby.

Monday, December 10th, 2001

Wow. Two days without an entry. I went out and got myself a life while Christmas shopping. Heh.So here’s my weekend in a nutshell, if you like giant nuts.
Saturday, D. and I took J. downtown to go ooh and ah at all the store windows. There’s a free trolley(which looks EXACTLY […]

Fluffernutters, Janet Reno, and Barbie.

Saturday, December 8th, 2001

I’d like to try a little experiment tonight, if you’ll bear with me for a moment.My buddy Spark has found that she gets some rather copious hits and rather odd mail ever since she talked about pro-anorexia sites on her journal.
I’d like to try something. I’m going to list a few keywords, and see […]

Christmas Carnage.

Friday, December 7th, 2001

I have nothing witty to say today, but when has that ever stopped me?I’m bored, bored, bored.
The former nightclub addict in me wants to go out tonight and dance until 6 AM, but the babysitter-less mommy in me is going to sit right here and have a Blockbuster night. Grr.
You know what I don’t […]


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