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Rescue Me, John Mayer.

Those of you who know me well know that I have a somewhat pathological crush on John Mayer.
As dumb as think celebrity crushes are as a species and as foolish as I feel reading his MySpace blog and getting as giddy as a fourteen-year-old virgin (do such creatures even exist anymore?) when he posts something […]

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Photoblog V - Lethargy and Cattywampus.

‘SUP
BEEN BORING AS H E DOUBLE UP IN HERE
JMAN GOT A TATTOO
KID THINKS HE’S ALL ROCK AND ROLL NOW
LOTS OF SLEEPING GOING ON
AND I DO MEAN A LOT
IT’S DAMNED RIDICULOUS
O THE SLOTH
[…]

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Get Yo’ Kid Out The House Day.

Since the poor J-Man has largely been stuck in the house with my sick ass; today I am taking him out, along with my neighbor, who is of course driving, and my neighbor’s kid, who is seven.
And where are we going on this fun-filled day, you ask?
We are going to a McDonald’s with a PlayLand, […]

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The Calm After The Storm.

I suppose I’m done seething now.
That’s me - I may burn hot, but I don’t stay angry for long.  It’s pretty useless to rage about something I have absolutely no control over.
I’ve just been sad this past week, mostly.  I’ve wanted to do so many things this summer - even more so since I’m finally […]

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Not The Happiest Camper.

There’s this cute little acronym going around MySpace this evening (KIMBA - KIss My Big Ass), and Lord, it doesn’t get any more timely, because I could use either a Xanax or a great big hammer and I don’t have access to either.
So here’s my list - and this week it’s not a short list […]

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Daredevil and Danger Boy.

Carnival/theme park season is upon us, and I for one could not be more excited. As far as I’m concerned, bring it on. Bring on the Tilt-A-Whirl, bring on the Ferris wheels, bring on those ridiculous little cages that twirl upside down and round and round; and, most importantly, bring on the roller […]

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Status Report.

Back: Feeling better.
Brain: Missing. Please notify if found.
Child: Around here somewhere, I think.
Cats: Frequently stepped upon.
Cigarettes: Lit, left to burn out. Lit, left to burn out. Lit, left to burn out.
Food: What?
Walking: May have grown extra invisible foot.
Phone calls: Who is this again? What […]

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Photoblog IV, Guest Photoblog With The J-Man.

‘SUP 
I ACTUALLY GET THE COMPUTER TODAY 
  BECAUSE THE MOMS IS SICK 
SHE’S ALL BLAAAAAGH 
AND ALL UUUUUUURGH 
IT’S SERIOUSLY GROSS. 
BUT NOW I CAN WATCH THE TUBE ALL I WANT 
PLAY SOME PLAAAAAYSTATION 
AND EAT SUGAR!!! 
IT’S GOING TO BE ONE FINE DAY 
DON’T NARC ME OUT 
I WASN’T EVEN HERE 
LATER 

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In Which Jen Gets Completely Fucked Up.

First of all, I’d like to remind you to update your bookmarks and links, that is if you have me linked, for I am now here and not there.
If you don’t have me linked, then you can either link me, bookmark me, or be a big poo-head and not do either.
And you know, fine, be […]

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The Swearing Squirrel Returns.

I wrote about our swearing squirrel a couple of years ago, I think, but the scourge of the neighborhood is back; and he is worse than ever.
We have, living in a huge tree in our front yard, a squirrel of a somewhat odd nature. He is old. I think he’s been […]

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