Archive for July, 2006
Oh My Golly.
Monday, July 31st, 2006INTARWEB!!!
I have missed you so!!!
How much, you shall never know. Since I usually spend about 3/4 of my life glued to the computer box as if it were attached to an IV full of Miller Lite, it has been most painful to be without its enticing glow.
My son has been an absolute darling, swabbing […]
Thankfully, Your Head Bounces (slightly).
Monday, July 24th, 2006I have been MIA for the past week or so due to a fairly severe concussion. I was walking through the kitchen when that old familiar feeling of “OH SHIT” began to com over me, and before I knew it, my head bounced off of the wall like an underripe melon.
I have been falling […]
Cereal Killer. (exclusive.)
Saturday, July 15th, 2006First, I’d like to thank all of you for your many, many book recommendations. Holy shit, am I going to have a lot of reading to do. Awesome.
I am a cereal fanatic.I have long had a love affair with the fabulous boxes of crunchy breakfast goodness, and lately I have been spinning out […]
Thanks, Seizure Woman!
Thursday, July 13th, 2006I must have this shirt.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my entire fucking life.
That shirt will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
I have to remain jovial about the seizures most of the time, because if I didn’t, the remaining working biochemicals in my brain would probably cause me to […]
An Unfinished Book and The Word of the Day Is…
Thursday, July 13th, 2006COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE AND MORE MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE BRING ON THE DAMN COFFEE CLEAN THE BATHROOM CLEAN THE KITCHEN CLEAN THE CEILING LICK THE WALLS BOIL THE J-MAN JUST GIVE ME SOME MORE BLACK COFFEE COFFEE COFFEEEEEEE!!!
YEAH.
I lost ten pounds, which is enough to make me Very Fucking Happy.
Of course, this could be […]
And The People Have Spoken.
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006…and I feel better now.
My little feelings were hurted.
And if people think I’m a sellout for moving here, they’re stupid, because I’M NOT GETTING PAID.
I WISH.
I’m saving money because I don’t have to pay for my hosting or photo hosting anymore, but I am not getting paid for my wisdom or witty words. I am […]
Why, Hello.
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006I’ve noticed a dramatic decrease in traffic since I have moved. Do many of you not like the new format? Do I smell? Is there something you’d like to see here that you’re not seeing? Have I started to write schlock?
I can add things like a chatbox, a subscriber list […]
Jen, Mother of Two? and Racist Neighbors.
Monday, July 10th, 2006Please note in the post below that I am adding new posts daily from 2001 on up. So if you happen to catch anything about my being engaged/potty training/the like, you’ve caught an old post that hasn’t been dated correctly. I sure as shit am not engaged.
So, I seem to have acquired another […]
Time Warp.
Sunday, July 9th, 2006You may notice that I have lots and lots of new posts. This does not mean that I have suddenly developed an an exciting new life. It means that I am painstakingly adding my archives, starting with November of 2001, one month at a time, hopefully a month every day.
So, if you would […]
Thin Skin.
Saturday, July 8th, 2006I went out to the karaoke dive Thursday night and was having a pretty good time when I found msyself confronted with a person who made me stop, stand stock still and stare like a fool.
This was no gorgeous man, no celebrity, nor was it a person of stunning good looks.
She was simply thin.
“Thin” is […]
