Archive for July, 2006
Quoth the Feline - Nevermore.
Wednesday, July 5th, 2006*whispers* I fear we may have fleas.
I whisper, because it’s totally my fault.
Not that I’m out rolling around in the grass, allowing my hair to become infested - I’ve been allowing my cat outside sans protection, which is the feline equivalent of having sex with someone who may or may not have crabs.
Stuuuuuupid.
It started out […]
Fourth of July.
Monday, July 3rd, 2006I suppose I should warn you that this won’t be a pleasant or a funny read. If you’re in the market for that, go to MySpace, where I am almost always in a good mood.
I never write about things like this. I won’t ever write about it again, that much I can tell […]
I Love Computers, Volume II.
Saturday, July 1st, 2006Fuck this fucking computer.
Something Very Bad has happened, and as a result I have had to get rid of most of my Microsoft software and re-download it.
I am downloading at a rate of 6 kb per second.
Do you know how slow that is? If you took Bill Gates, chopped off his arms and legs, […]
