I Swear I’m Not A Hooker, Officer.
September 15th, 2006 by Kevin
The thing about putting on makeup when you’re used to not ever wearing any is that you invariably wind up slopping too much on and then bearing an unfortunately close resemblance to a drag queen.
When you’re six-two in heels, this effect becomes markedly worse. I look like a white Ru-Paul.
I’m going to go rub this off and then I’m leaving, I swear.
Jer wrote on 09/15/06 at 10:19 am :
Hell leave it on and your mantra for the night will be YOU BETTER WORK!
meno wrote on 09/15/06 at 1:10 pm :
I dunno, maybe you can make a little extra cash this weekend with your new bidness.
Cruel Irony wrote on 09/15/06 at 5:08 pm :
I’m gonna miss you this weekend! Have a beer (or two) for me!
Kungfukitten wrote on 09/17/06 at 12:15 am :
We want pictures! I don’t think you could be mistaken for a drag queen, even with a wig and platform crystal shoes.
Bozoette Mary wrote on 09/18/06 at 9:26 am :
You looked totally gorgeous on Friday night! I’m only sorry I didn’t have more time with you.
carl wrote on 09/19/06 at 12:51 am :
That’s a bad thing?????LOL
Mark wrote on 09/19/06 at 8:34 am :
Just stopped by to see you are ok. You’re obviously still nuts, but thats a good thing. Lets see some hooker pics!!!
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