One More Thought… (because you care)

September 20th, 2006 by Kevin

In the interest of being utterly bored by my totally self-absorbed navel gazing, I have decided that I am COMPLETELY FUCKING SICK of talking about my innards.

COMPLETELY.  FUCKING.  SICK OF IT.

I declare October to be a month free of Jen Trance Sick Stories, and I heretofore swear that I will not mention anything happening underneath my skin even one single time, unless you count the vile thoughts swimming through my evil, evil little mind.

That, my friends, is a promise.

It’s about time we got down to the shallow shit like sex, drugs, and rock and roll; and of course ridiculous karaoke stories, the embarrassing things I do on a regular basis, and crazy stories about my father.

I’m a bit short on sex these days, the only drugs I have are prescription, but I am all about the rock and roll, damn it; and it’s high time I started having some fun around here, not talking about pacemakers and prescriptions like some doddering eighty-year-old fart.

Harrumph.

I’m shortening all my skirts, too.

So there.

Fuck pacemakers.  If I get one, I’m getting a tattoo over it that says “This is me getting turned on” and then I’m going to go drink five shots of tequila.

I am so done being sick, people.  It’s been a craptastic summer.  Now that they know what’s wrong, it’s time to fix the shit and move right along.

Watch out for me this fall.  I am going to be on fi-ah.

4 Responses to “One More Thought… (because you care)”

  1. Lizzie wrote on 09/20/06 at 8:11 pm :

    You could definitely rock a pacemaker. I am trusting you here Jen!

  2. dataslave wrote on 09/20/06 at 11:35 pm :

    rock on, baby. the faceless hordes demand short-skirt pictures and transcripts of this past weekend’s conversations!

  3. Anonymous wrote on 09/21/06 at 12:16 am :

    it’s been a few years since i’ve read this. i’m glad that you finally figured out what was wrong with your brain/heart. good luck.

  4. Bozoette Mary wrote on 09/21/06 at 10:26 am :

    Abso-fucking-lutely!

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