…aaaaaaaand the Results Are In!
September 21st, 2006 by Kevin
I did shitty on the test, but better than I did on the last test.
To put it in layman’s terms:
I got an F on the last test because that doctor was like, such a bitch, and I got totally grounded and my doctor was a total asshole and took away my Blackberry and it totally like, sucked, for real.
This time I got like, a C, and my doctor is still totally pissed because he thinks I should get like, straight A’s (riiiight), and now he’s making me do laundry like I’m some kind of slave, I mean, hello?! But whatever, now I can use the phone at least. God. Why are doctors so mean?
So now I have to try a new medication, one that is supposedly even more speedy. Yay! Speed! I can’t wait to be hyperactive. I already talk too much and have cabin fever - now I’m going to be climbing the fucking walls, chattering non-stop, and possibly looking for a leg to hump.
Lawdy.
Either way, no talk of pacemakers yet, for which I am profoundly grateful. I would like my chest unsliced, please, with a side of expensive bra.
Happy Thursday, folks. Tonight, we karaoke.
long time reader wrote on 09/21/06 at 1:11 pm :
I would like to volunteer my leg. You know, whatever I can do to help!
trancejen wrote on 09/21/06 at 2:46 pm :
That is so very, very kind of you.
LA wrote on 09/21/06 at 3:26 pm :
If I don’t get some soon I’ll be humping things too. sigh…
Great news about your test though. I mean what’s the point of a piercing if no one can see it? A pacemaker piercing would be waaaay too subtle. mwah! ~LA
Bozoette Mary wrote on 09/21/06 at 7:56 pm :
Sing loud, girl.
Paula Grecco (from Valpo) wrote on 09/23/06 at 7:46 pm :
Jen - My husband got a pacemaker when he was 46. For some reason, the bottom half of his heart quit working. He has had it replaced once, and has had to have the two wires that go into the heart replaced. (He’s had it 12 yrs). His life has been absolutely normal - it’s not a huge slice in your chest like open heart, the pacer itself is just under the skin. If they decide you need one, please don’t worry, you will feel so much better and will be there for LOOONG time for your J-Man!!!
Elle wrote on 09/27/06 at 8:12 am :
Jen! I want to pop some of my ADD meds and come down and party with you! I know, shut up - you don’t even know me. But, I know a kindred spririt when I read one! Congrats on passing!