Memo To The Universe:
September 24th, 2006 by Kevin
Dear Universe:
Whatever sort of pollen, ragweed, DDT, toxic fumes, anthrax, flying mold spores, or other airborne fuckyuck you have unleashed onto the greater Chicagoland area today needs to be quelled, because I am so short of breath that I cannot even smoke.
Seriously, it’s like Rush Limbaugh is sitting on my chest and I can’t even catch my breath to scream for help.
I do have asthma, which thankfully only crops up about once per year, but it is cropping up like a fresh batch of dandelions right about now and today my fingers actually turned blue.
I DO NOT NEED ANOTHER REASON TO PASS OUT, UNIVERSE. My head already collides with the floor so often that I am starting to leave reading material lying around on the carpet.
Don’t fuck with me. I’m crabby today.
Love,
Jen, wheezer
tashina wrote on 09/24/06 at 3:21 pm :
Just because I’m a reference freak, I looked it up for you and most of the allergy stuff is pretty low in your area - except mold which is sky high. I wonder what you do to lower mold in a house? Put out white bread and hope the mold runs to it like moths to a light? dunno.
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I am indeed allergic to mold. And yeah, how do you get mold out of the air? Spray nine gallons of Febreeze?
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I hope you’re feeling better.
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