Trancejen

On Spiders and Babies.

My child is trying to give me a stroke:

“Hey mom!! Look at this one! It’s a Fragarooga Spider!””Not looking.”
“Look!”
“I AM NOT LOOKING AT THE SPIDER.”
“It’s just a book. Hey, look at this one. Ewwwwwww, it’s all big and red. It’s a Froogenooga spider.”
“J. I AM NOT LOOKING AT ANY GIANT […]

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Bad Medicine.

Normally I fall forward when passing out. When I do fall backward, I usually land on my ass, which is well-padded and breaks my fall enough to make whacking the back of my head less hairy.Yesterday, I had a rather unlucky fall and managed to fall backwards and land with the back of my […]

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All Partied Out.

I am properly exhausted after a weekend of birthday parties and Halloween carnivals and mad lasagna cooking and dinner parties and lots and lots of praying, “Please God just don’t let me pass out right now, and I swear to [you] I won’t skip church next week.”
Because I’m sure God cares. Deeply. I’m […]

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Not Just Your Garden-Variety Neurotic Dumbass.

I got up today, supervised the delivery of the new fridge, got the J-Man and myself showered, dressed, be-costumed, and make-upped; and then J. and I sat waiting for our ride to the party.
Two o’clock came and went. No ride.
“We’re totally going to be late.”
“She’s stuck in traffic. No big.”
“Oh, OK.”
After about another […]

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We’ll Just Put Rollers Throughout The House.

So the basic problem with my heart is low blood pressure, and since they took me off the Super Speed (cardiac drug) I’ve been passing out again, feeling dizzy and shitty and numb and generally bleh.
I have noticed, however, that if I can get past the dizziness and nausea enough to get my ass on […]

Posted in Heartfuck | 85 Comments »

The Appliances Hate Me.

The refrigerator stopped working about three hours ago.
First the microwave, then the furnace and hot water heater, then the computer, and now the fridge.  Why the hell can’t something cheap and easily replaceable like the toaster or the can opener break??
Don’t fuck with me, oven.  I will kick you to the curb and become one […]

Posted in GRAAAAH | 5 Comments »

Hit Me Baby. One More Time. Really.

Most of my musical tastes run through the rock/punk/industrial vein, and I also have a strong taste for blues, soul, and old rap music; but while riffling through my MP3s in order to put stuff on the iPod, I’m noticing that I have a lot of truly weird - and maybe downright embarrassing - shit […]

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I Won’t Even Play The Game.

I am generally horrified by every variety of insect and arachnid available, but the thing that freaks me out above all other is the centipede.Nothing else looks quite as threatening and evil to me - all spindly legs and antennae and long, horrible body just waiting to slither up one’s leg while one sleeps and […]

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AWWWW YEAAAAAAH!

I just slept for nine straight hours.
How, you ask?
Nyquil.
My mother, she is a clever one.
Happy, happy Thursday morning.
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Put On Your Big Black Boots.

It’s Stompy Music Night!
Since I’m gearing up for another night of sleeplessness here at Chez Trance, I thought I’d make a nice little stompy sort of angry industrial playlist so that I could stomp through a sweatstorm on the treadmill. Hopefully without passing out. Hopefully it will make me pass out later.
So, go […]

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