Not Just Your Garden-Variety Neurotic Dumbass.
October 28th, 2006 by Kevin
I got up today, supervised the delivery of the new fridge, got the J-Man and myself showered, dressed, be-costumed, and make-upped; and then J. and I sat waiting for our ride to the party.
Two o’clock came and went. No ride.
“We’re totally going to be late.”
“She’s stuck in traffic. No big.”
“Oh, OK.”
After about another half an hour, I called the house.
“Hello?”
“Hey, I was just wondering where [your fiancee] is? What time did she leave?”
“…she’s right here.”
“…”
“Jen, the party’s tomorrow.”
“You’re fucking kidding me.”
“Nope.”
“Oh my God.”
“I hope you’re not standing there wearing a costume.”
“I most certainly am.”
“Heheheheheh.”
“Shut UP. Oh my GOD. Tomorrow. Shit.”
“Yeah. So she’ll be there tomorrow. Sorry! Man, that sucks.”
“Not your fault, man. I’m a dipshit.” *click* “Hey, J….?”
Thankfully we have a local Halloween carnival to go to, so his costume efforts are not totally wasted.
Unfortunately, tomorrow’s party is directly before my dinner party.
Looks like I’m going to be festive.
Speaking of festive, my mom’s 60th birthday is Monday, and if you’d like to send her a birthday greeting, that would be great. Send your love to:
TranceMom Turns 60 Muchas Gracias, and Happy Saturday.Not Sunday. Saaaaaaaaturday.
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ohh I can top that… when I was in grade 3 my flaky mother sent me to off to school on the schoolbus dressed up in a rediculous squirrel costume for our class Haloween party. Problem was she was a WEEK early and I spent the entire day being mocked by all the kids in the school! …scarred …for…life..
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