Trancejen

Count My Age From The Rings Under My Eyes…

I was up until six-thirty this morning, slept for a half an hour, and then slept from nine until ten.
Strangely enough, I don’t feel tired.  I’m sure that any minute now, I’m going to fall face first into the carpet and sleep for a good twenty-six hours, but I don’t feel sleep-deprived so far.  Just […]

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Afternoon of the Living Dead.

Last night was the first night in at least ten years that I have not taken any medication at night.
I have abso-fucking-lutely no idea how to sleep without it. I’m so used to simply zonking right out after taking pills (gee, that sounds healthy) that my ability to drift off to dreamland without them […]

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Emotional Abuse.

“Man, you need a haircut. Look at that mop, all long, growing over your collar. You look like a dirty little tree-hugging hippie.”
“Do not.”
“Do too. I’m going to braid that hair and put beads in it like Bo Derek.”
“Who’s Bo Derek?”
“Never mind. I’m going to French braid it and put […]

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I’m Even Declawed.

It’s amazing to me how much these drugs really do affect me mentally and emotionally. I never really realize how zonked or amped I am until I’m off the crap for a while.
I’ve been on the cardiac speed for about a month and a half, I think, and I really have been juiced - […]

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Her Ass Looks So Peaceful When It’s Sleeping.

So Monday I went for my third tilt table test, and while strapped to the damn blasted torture contraption from hell, I passed out cold and proceeded to have two seizures, one after the other, and was consequently admitted to the east ghetto hospital for four days of assless gowns (I love that they are […]

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Weekend Update…

- Finally out of the hospital
- Thoroughly exhausted
- Hospital pillows are filled with cardboard or possibly rat bones
- Am going to sleep for three days and tend to punctured arms, which now have 347 holes and look like Canadian sunrises because NOBODY can put an IV in these arms or hands
- Doctors still suck
- So […]

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Just a Not-FYI.

That thing that you all were not wishing me luck for last week may or may not be this afternoon, so if you wanted to not wish me luck for it again, I suppose you could not do so again, if you felt like not doing so.
The preceding sentence is the most confounded, stupid sentence […]

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Ridiculously Fun Weekend Activity.

1. Go into room in which spouse/sig. other/child is sleeping.*
2. Open eyes as wide as possible.
3. Stretch face into enormous grin.
4. Place face 1 centimeter from sleeping person’s face. Remain absolutely quiet.
5. Person will awaken within ten seconds and freak the fuck out.
6. Enjoy your moment of hilarity.
Caution: This is very, very addictive, […]

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Good Morning, Sunshines. Let’s Talk About My Ass.

I’ve been up since three.
One fun thing about this cardiac drug is that sleep has become optional.
Today I plan to assemble a Halloween costume.  The J-Man is going as a mummy, so I’m going to cut a king-sized white sheet into strips and sew it to a black sweatsuit and ski mask (assuming I can […]

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Friday Photoblog - Dedicated to Chicago Weather.

This goes out to the lovely weather we’ve been having, which has been making vast thirty-degree jumps and wreaking havoc on immune systems everywhere.

My mother would like everyone to know that she was not about to participate in all this flipping of the bird and what if someone from church read my page, what […]

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