Archive for November, 2006
The Thing About The Fat.
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006The core issue at the front of my mind here - and I hope you’ll forgive me for rattling on and on about food and weight, but it really is bothering me this week - is that this year I lost sixty pounds and gained back ten.It seems like a small thing to whine about, […]
Why the Neuro *Is* Sort of Cute Sometimes.
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006I was downstairs for five minutes and didn’t get the damned phone in time.
“This is 555-1212. Please leave a message.” *BEEP*
“Hello - Ahhh - Hi, this message is for Jenny-fahr Trance - Ahhhh - regarding the message that you left for me - Ahhhh - Oh yeah, this is Doctor Something - Ahhhhh - Ummmm […]
Jingle Freakin’ Bells.
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006I feel better. It’s a wonder what a good night’s sleep can do. I am such a fucking baby when my sleep patterns are disrupted that it’s sick, really.
Regardless of sleep I do have those “fat days”, though, days in which I am just disgusted by the sight of myself and I honestly […]
iSuck.
Monday, November 13th, 2006Do you think that - when faced with the annoying voice of nagging, frequent self-doubt - most people are able to successfully shush negative feelings without having to use some sort of addictive or self-calming-yet-probably-not-so-great behavior (such as smoking, overeating, undereating, and any number of weird psychiatric rituals like cutting or practicing obsessive-compulsive behaviors)?
I suppose […]
Zonk.
Monday, November 13th, 2006I’m absolutely exhausted.
This is going to consist of a lot of boring medical crap, mostly just because I’m trying to wrap my head around some stuff. You’ve been warned.
I forget sometimes that I can’t go running around like a freak all weekend on very little sleep without reality bitchslapping me right back down to […]
Racism As It Relates To Web Design.
Saturday, November 11th, 2006“It’s too white!!!”
You horrible, horrible racists.
Love sees no color.
Heh.
Nothing much going on today except for the fact that I am meeting Bullshit downtown later on for a hot date.
Or a cold date, given the fact that the weather sucks.
I am pretty comfortable with the idea of Bullshit at this point. I would even go so […]
Feedback, if you Plz.
Friday, November 10th, 2006Can you all let me know how this looks? Thanks.
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Pardon My Dust.
Friday, November 10th, 2006I am redesigning, so it’s going to look like crap on a stick around here today.
Pardon.
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Jesus Totally Reads My Blog And So Do Doctors.
Friday, November 10th, 2006So last night, after a long day of bitching about doctors and feeling sorry for myself and railing and shaking my fist at the sky and saying whyeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeee and having a totally horrendous headache from the vomitous pit of hell that needed three Vicodin to quell its firey wrath, I got a telephone call:
“Hello.”
“Hello. […]
So Bad, But So Fucking Good.
Thursday, November 9th, 2006OK, we all know that Jessica Simpson’s head is full of pretty pink soap bubbles or maybe finely flaked coconut or perhaps styrofoam packing peanuts or perchance that leftover cherry fluff Jell-O salad from Aunt Florence’s sixtieth birthday party or maybe even baby angel farts; but one thing I will tell you is this: her […]
