Archive for December, 2006
A Very Merry Christmas.
Sunday, December 24th, 2006Here’s hoping for peace and goodwill toward men. Have a great one.
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Cookie Time.
Thursday, December 21st, 2006The J-Man contracted some nasty kid-borne virus during a recent field trip to the Museum of Science and Industry and is consequently lying on the couch with a fever of a hundred and two, missing his last day of school before Christmas break and therefore missing his class party.
Bummer.
I know he got the flu during […]
If I Went To Med School, Maybe I’d Get This.
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006I was put back on the full dosage of the medication that was making me feel worse before because I’m still passing out.
I would like very much to gain entrance into the universe in which this makes sense, just for a few minutes, just so I can understand this for a moment so as to […]
Brokeback Trance.
Monday, December 18th, 2006Due to slow processing speed, I never got my MRI results while I was in the hospital recently.
Today at the pain clinic, I got a copy of the reports and talked about them with the doctor there. I guess I managed to further fuck up my back and neck while passing out during Heartfuck […]
A Sparkle Queen I Am Not.
Monday, December 18th, 2006The album of the week is Jenny Lewis’s Rabbit Fur Coat. I find myself having a hard time coming up with any words to describe this other than “indie rock/country/folk-type harmonies that will stick in your head in the good way”.
But then I’m no music critic.
It’s highly worth checking out. Just take my […]
Give Some Love.
Thursday, December 14th, 2006You could buy your brother another ugly sweater this year. You could ply your kids with eight hundred cheap plastic pieces of crap that they’re only going to play with for a week before going back to their damned video games.
Or, you could put aside some cash for people who really need it.
Here are […]
Tell Jen A Joke Thursday.
Thursday, December 14th, 2006Lay ‘em on me.
I would get the ball rolling, but honestly, I haven’t had enough coffee and I can’t think of a single one.
Happy Thursday.
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I Am A Slacker, But I’m Warm.
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006I can’t bring myself to get motivated for Christmas preparations until I’m down to the wire and have to start going absolutely flutter-fuck crazy. I have not baked a single cookie. I have not finished shopping. I have not produced jack shit. I am tired, and I feel like baking about […]
Therapisseds R Smrat.
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006OK, this is classic:
My mother, from whom a goodish portion of my completely fucked-up food issues have sprung, actually follows me around the house critiquing what I eat, how often I eat, when I eat, and how much I eat on a daily basis. She does this without fail, and she has done this, […]
Vicious Cycles.
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006You don’t even have to download yesterday’s song, folks. The brilliant Laura has informed me that you can bop on over to The Coup’s MySpace page and hear the song there.
That would be “Laugh/Love/Fuck”, in case you forgot.
Your welcome.
It is so cold and dry in this house that I feel as if I am […]
