Archive for December, 2006
My Monday Gift To You…
Monday, December 11th, 2006Which was actually a gift to me, from Bullshit:
Go download the song “Laugh/Love/Fuck” by The Coup. I think I can actually upload it here and post it for you, somehow, but I need to ask my webmaster how in the hell I can do that, so until then, go forth and find it. Maybe eventually […]
The Festive Christmas Zit.
Monday, December 11th, 2006Occasionally I get so tickled by an album - whether new or old -that I have to listen to it ten thousand times, and
this week that album is Tegan and Sara’s So Jealous. Give it a listen.
A close runner up is Sufjan Stevens’s Illinoise.
It’s cute little indie rock week! Cut your own hair […]
Bloggers, Please Take Note:
Saturday, December 9th, 2006Dear Internet:
Please stop apologizing for blogging about your kids. This does not automatically make you a “mommyblogger” who is devoid of personality, style, hobbies, aspirations and interests other than parenting, or good hair.
If you have kids, it’s only natural to blog about them. It’s OK. Really. Nobody wants to hear every […]
Hork.
Thursday, December 7th, 2006My second hospital roommate had the SARS and may have possibly been schizophrenic.
My last night in the hospital, at about ten o’clock at night, I was informed that I would be receiving a new roommate. Cool, I thought. I was sick of reading the back issues of US News and World Report my […]
Sonic Booms.
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006My first roommate on the cardiac floor of the hospital produced the loudest farts I have ever heard in my entire life.
Allow me to qualify that statement by reminding you that I have five stepbrothers and have heard farts representative of what I previously believed to be every pitch possible, from the thundering rumble of […]
I Got Me Some Keith Richards Arms.
Tuesday, December 5th, 2006I am finally home, after much needle-sticking and MRI-ing and ass-sitting; with new heart medication.
In a nutshell: My heart rate is way, way too high; and my blood pressure is way, way too low. Both are now being taken care of.
I have not smoked a cigarette or eaten any salt in eight and […]
