The EEG Photoblog.
January 19th, 2007 by Kevin
‘SUP 
YOU MAY NOTICE THAT I LOOK LIKE POOP 
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S NO-MAKEUP EEG DAY 
US WHITE FOLKS WEREN’T CUT OUT FOR THIS NO MAKEUP SHIT 
GOT ALL HOOKED UP TO STUFF 
PLUS SOME LOVELY HOSPITAL COUTURE 
AND GOT MY HEAD ALL WIRED 
(NOT FUN LIKE IT SOUNDS) 
TOLD MY KID THAT HE IS CORRECT AND THAT I AM, AS SUSPECTED, AN EVIL DROID WHO MUST BE PERIODICALLY RECHARGED 
WAS WATCHED THROUGHOUT THE PROCESS BY THIS CAMERA, AKA “THE MAN” 
EVEN WHILE USING THIS LOVELY TOILET PROVIDED FOR MY CONVENIENCE 
I ASSUMED THIS WAS A JOKE AT FIRST 
IT WASN’T 
THEY POKED MY POOR HAND TO DEATH UM, BY THE WAY FOLKS 
THIS IS JUST A FUCKING RING YOU GUYS READ TOO MUCH INTO SHIT HONESTLY 
BY THE SECOND DAY I WAS PRETTY DAMNED BORED 
HANDILY, THE TV WAS TOO FUCKING FAR AWAY TO SEE 
I DID GET SOME FLOWERS 
FROM THAT GUY BULLSHIT 
BY THE THIRD DAY, LACK OF SLEEP AND COSMETICS HAD STARTED TO MAKE ME A LITTLE SQUIRRELY 
OK, MAYBE A LOT SQUIRRELY HEY, YOU FUCKING PEE IN A BUCKET FOR THREE DAYS ANYWAY, NOW THE DOCTORS WILL HAVE A CLEAR PICTURE OF WHAT’S HAPPENING IN MY BRAIN 
YEAH, I THOUGHT SO, TOO.HAPPY WEEKEND.
By the way, should you ever need to get super glue out of your hair = acetone. Yeah.
michael wrote on 01/19/07 at 1:23 pm :
I’m surprised they let you keep wearing your ring. They’ve always been, “Take off all jewelry so that if there’s an emergency and sweeling we don’t have to cut it off,” when I’ve been around hospitals. And it’s a nice ring. Even if it doesn’t mean anything.
trancejen wrote on 01/19/07 at 1:29 pm :
Yeah, the whole time I was there I kept expecting them to make me ditch my jewelry (including the nose ring, which is a bitch to get off), but I didn’t hear a peep about it.
Mish wrote on 01/19/07 at 2:52 pm :
except for the dotted shirt (really sorry to knock your personal style) you are the cutest poop evar. Slight girl crush….
Kis/Christine wrote on 01/19/07 at 3:02 pm :
Seriously, your pee-chair was in your room? Not the bathroom? WTF? And why the camera? Was there a moment in particular they were trying to capture? Poor Jen!
trancejen wrote on 01/19/07 at 3:11 pm :
The dotted shirt was in fact dotted pajamas.
The camera was there to catch seizures.
greenwtich wrote on 01/19/07 at 3:53 pm :
Why is it that modern medicine thinks up the sickest shit in the universe. Sorry, but I really think being on camera is creepy. Being on camera while using a non-flush potty - creepier. I know, they need to learn something but still they could have put the potty behind a curtain or something. I hope it was all worth it.
Marie wrote on 01/19/07 at 6:32 pm :
Hey, I have those same pajamas- from Victoria’s Secret! Glad you survived the hospital!
Ari wrote on 01/19/07 at 6:32 pm :
Your photo entrys always make me laugh. Happy Friday.
Kungfukitten wrote on 01/19/07 at 10:45 pm :
Did you ever fall down while you were wired up? Were they trying to capture and episode? Oh, and the toilet cam - I would have stopped eating and drinking. I swear I would have turned into a freakin’ camel. Crazy. I’m thinking perhaps it was the residual electricity from the electrodes that made you want to dye your hair. Either that or before they unhooked you the guy in camera booth was like: “Wanna see something funny? I’ll put in a subliminal message for her to dye her hair, red, no peach! Ha ha ha ha.” They’re evil that way. I’m sure your hair looks cute. I can never hold red in my hair, it washes out to blonde in a couple of weeks.
awittykitty wrote on 01/19/07 at 11:05 pm :
Oh, bad memories of recent stay in hospital. Although I did have a private bathroom. I wouldn’t have been able to handle the public pee-pee chair. Hope you’re feeling better soon.
J wrote on 01/20/07 at 10:32 am :
That “Honestly” photo made my laugh my ass off! Hopefully all the peeing in a bucket with shit glued to your head while on camera will yield some results. I am crossing my fingers now. Wait… okay, now.
-J
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(countryfied metaphor coming) this makes me feel like a dawg chasing two squirrels goin up and down trees that are 10 feet apart.
I laugh, and then feel guilty for laughing at TJ’s pain. Then comes the next picture and description. Then I laugh, then feel guilty, and so on. this procedure had better produce more results than giving my humor/empathy reflexes a workout. good luck, kid.
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Mish wrote on 01/23/07 at 1:25 pm :
bad shirt but cool pj’s - again sorry to knock - i think you have great style - sorry for the lack of periods; i have enough on my plate
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