A Magical Winter Wonderland… Full of Phlegm.
January 22nd, 2007 by Kevin
The ground is covered with snow, and my kid was actually outside yesterday playing in the stuff thanks to a new neighbor kid named Stanley. The new kid has not yet learned that kids in this neighborhood eschew the outdoors as if they all were little vampires, and I’m glad.
I am filled with phlegm. I am phlegmful. I am an endless volcano of snot. I would very much like to go to bed with my newly strawberry-blonded hair (still not entirely fixed) and not ever come out.
This is the part of winter I hate, the part that looks pretty but does terrible things to people’s immune systems, forcing me to drink nasty shit like Theraflu and Robitussin, which tastes like the bottom of Shaquille O’Neal’s feet.
Obviously I’m assuming, there.
With the phlegm has come a weak “bark-bark-bark” cough that makes me sound like an elderly Shih Tzu who is wheezing its last slobbery breath. My mother is, of course, filled with sympathy.
“Bark-bark-bark” *snort*
“You’re so loud.”
“Gee, I’m sorry if my horrible respiratory illness is disturbing you.”
“Well, you could cough more quietly.”
*snort* *evil glare* *blows nose*
“Do you have to blow your nose so loud?!”
“That’s just how it sounds!! What do you want me to do??”
“God.”
“God.“
Some people.
Happy Monday. I’ll try to snort my snot as quietly as possible.
J wrote on 01/22/07 at 11:54 am :
I may have said it before… or not, who knows. I don’t know. Maybe I have…
Anyway, Hot and Sour Soup. Go to your favorite orientalees take out joint (better if they deliver, or if BS delivers) and get an order of Hot and Sour Soup. I don’t know why I capitalized that. It warms your chest and belly, and opens your head up like some unfortunate backhoe accident. Um… yeah.
Soup.
-J
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If your mom things you’re loud, I should come over and blow my nose. I’ve won moose-call competitions.
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That’s about how I sound.
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i am the loudest sneezer in the world and do it all the time, very randomly, always making people jump. so sneeze, cough, and hack out loud w/ pride.
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