Logik.

January 23rd, 2007 by Kevin

You know you may not be the sharpest tack in the box when you find yourself snarling, “I don’t care if my hair rots off of my head, I am leaving this shit (color) on until it works!”
Bullshit and I were recently discussing a scene from Total Recall in which a woman simply tapped her fingernails in order to change their color, and I expressed my fervent desire to be able to do that to my hair.

Oh, how I long for that sweet, sweet day.

I may even want that sort of fantastical technological advance more than a I want a teleportation device or a cool little George Jetson-esque flying car.  I’m not quite sure.

Priorities, you know.

Happy Tuesday.

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    Seriously, Jen. We need a pic!

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    Whats better is Jane Jetson closet or Judy’s closet. And no work, just stand there and a machine dresses you! from clothes that come from a huge mall warehouse. oooohhhhh can you imagine the shoe closet???????

  3. jeremy wrote on 01/24/07 at 5:38 am :

    What the hell is wrong with women. (And I don’t even remember that scene.)

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    oh jeremy. be a dear and shut up.
    I vote for the teleporter!

  5. Rumblelizard wrote on 01/24/07 at 2:15 pm :

    Girl, get thee to Second Life. http://www.secondlife.com It’s free to play, and you can change your avatar’s hair color with the click of a button. I’m totally, shamefully addicted. You have to try it.

  6. Rumblelizard wrote on 01/24/07 at 2:15 pm :

    Oh, and I totally recall that scene with the nail colors. I think every woman who saw it does.

  7. fredlet wrote on 01/24/07 at 3:08 pm :

    there’s also the ‘Fifth Element’ nail color changing toy that looked fun.

  8. michael wrote on 01/25/07 at 11:26 am :

    The blond chick on Andromeda could change her hair color at will thanks to nanobots. The only episode I really remember her doing it she changed it to purple when she was high as a kite and then said something to the effect of “You should see plaid.”

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