Success.
March 20th, 2007 by Kevin
I know that I have expressed myself thoroughly and from the deepest recesses of my heart on this blog, because when people Google “how to love an anal-retentive person”, “embarrassing gas”, “where can I buy ass pads”, and “buttfest” (I am number one and number two for the last two, respectively - whoop whoop), they land here.
I love the fact that this is a buttfest. Come and join me in the festival of the butts!! Buttfest Forever!!
Fucking A.
kathie :) wrote on 03/20/07 at 3:17 pm :
i discovered your blog a week or two ago when clicking on a link for a friend on the 25 peeps (and posted a link to your blog on my stumble page and sent it to people i knew and have visted you almost daily since)..
my daughter stopped over today (several times actually..she does this often since she only lives 4 doors down the hall from me in the same apartment building and it keeps me from wondering how she is and knocking on her door when she is “busy” *wink wink* - nothing ruins a good busy faster than yer MOTHER knocking on the door)
i said im all sad like.. she asked why mommy? (seriously .. 19 years old and she said mommy.. it ALMOST sounded sincere.. i almost giggled) i said read this. she said oh thats that chics page u sent me last week or so ago shes got something going on with her or something and it sad cuz she has a kid too.. i said yea but its like this and Shy-Drager syndrome or MSA n other stuff its called and this says 7 - 10 years etc…. she said 7 - 10 years.. thats nothing to get excited about you could die in a car wreck in 6 years.. how can doctors tell people stuff like that!
then u had a new post since i read it earlier
and i said wow she bounced back pretty quick… i think id still be crying.. she said but you don’t cry.. i thought for a minute and said.. yea yer right but id be drunk, think id stay drunk for the next 7 - 10 years.. she gave me a thumbs up and told me way to go! beat the disease by letting the alkeyhaul kill my nerves and liver faster. i told her i should send u a comment of our convo since it amused me.. she said NO mom! dont get her drinking.. i said wtf?! she assured me if i started talking to you such as on msn or something i would have u drinking with me.. she told me i was amazing like that!
this was meant for humor not offense.. im not good with sentimental mushy bullshit and id rather make someone smile than cry with them! i hope u took it in the spirit it was intended and got a chuckle
(im not submitting my stumble page addy here because this is a comment to amuse you not to advertise for me)
trancejen wrote on 03/20/07 at 3:19 pm :
Oh trust me, I had a couple of beers last night.
Too funny.
kathie :) wrote on 03/20/07 at 3:21 pm :
CHEEEEEEEEEEERS THEN!!
(from the enabler) LOL
robin wrote on 03/21/07 at 6:03 am :
That totally rules!
golfwidow wrote on 03/21/07 at 8:28 am :
Yay, a buttfest. I hope you don’t mind if I don’t try the dip.
kathie :) wrote on 03/22/07 at 7:16 am :
OMG the dip!
ROFL!
im glad i wasnt drinking anything.. i would have spit it ALL over my keyboard!
Erika wrote on 03/22/07 at 9:01 am :
Tag! You’re it. http://momoftwo477.blogspot.com/2007/03/musical-meme.html
Johnny wrote on 03/22/07 at 10:39 am :
I like butts. Mine’s real tiny. I don’t like it. I fancy a nice big butt.
Cruel Irony wrote on 03/26/07 at 6:20 pm :
Hey Pretty Lady! Just came by to say I love ya!
Jellynuttz wrote on 04/5/07 at 9:32 pm :
kick ass!……or er…..butt!
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