Archive for March, 2007

Is There An Antibiotic For That?

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

In reference to the previous post, my son went to school today and told the class that his gramma had “bronchitis in her butt”.
Now the image of my mom coughing out of her ass will never leave my head.
Thanks, J-Man.
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Buttsitis.

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

Preparing to return home from Green Bay Monday morning, I called my mother from Bullshit’s cell phone and received a particularly crabby response.
I wondered what was going on. Had the J-Man been incorrigible? I doubted that. Was she pissed at me just for not being there? Possibly. I hung up […]

The Morphing Cat.

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

OK, remember Ceiling Cat?
My camera charger situation has been remedied and I offer you photographic proof.
Before:
and after: Freaking weird, huh?I finally got a hold of the vet, and he says to bring her on in.
Poor little prematurely aging Elmo.
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I Went To Green Bay And Got Ebola, and Guns.

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

I wish I could tell you that my Green Bay weekend was a frolicsome and fun time spent drinking, dashing around with friends, and generally behaving like a mad woman, but instead it was spent crapping out my intestines while simultaneously holding a garbage can and barfing up my lungs.
About two minutes from Green Bay, […]


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