Heartfuck Pool Mama, Esq.
July 9th, 2007 by trancejen
While supervising the J-Man and a couple of his friends - one of whom is a kid from school whose parents are horrifyingly normal and nice and perfect and is generally a kid whom I would really like to avoid traumatizing at all costs - in the pool I passed right the fuck out in the yard, right there in the muddy patch where I was running the sprinkler because I was trying to revive the grass in the little crop-circle patch of lawn where we had the old pool last year, right there face-down with sunglasses and a Diet Coke in my hands.
I suck, I suck, I suck.
Apparently I was out for a few minutes, so the kids ran to get my neighbor who came and mopped me down with wet towels because my skin was on fire.
I am not supposed to be out in the heat, really. I don’t tolerate it well due to the medication I’m on.
I also never listen. I don’t tolerate advice well due to my rampant stupidity.
The poor little girl from the J-Man’s school has been giving me the hairy eyeball ever since. I think she thinks I’m going to explode any second now.
Who knows, I might.
What really torques me off is that she’s most definitely going to go home and talk about what a malformed freak the J-Man’s mom is, not to mention the fact that I SMOKED, I fucking broke down and had a smoke in the house afterward because I was so rattled, and now the Lutherans will have MY HEAD.
I can’t stand the pressure of being good, let alone healthy.
I would say that I need a drink, but God know THAT’S completely out of the question.
Happy Monday.
BettyBigHead wrote on 07/10/07 at 7:55 am :
Hey Jen, don’t know if you remember me…one of the Weetaconers. I have had diabetes most of my life and have done the face in the floor thing in front of my kids, too. Luckily I never did it in front of their friends but the fear that I would was always there. Be thankful that your little guy has the good sense to know when you need help and knows who to go to. I was always amazed that my kids were so tuned in to my behavior and knew when I needed a bite of food or needed to stop what we were doing to do a finger stick. You don’t suck. Don’t let the mother’s guilt thing take control. Enough lecturing…hope to see you next spring.
Dan L wrote on 07/10/07 at 1:13 pm :
Anybody who knows you will probably cut you the
slack you need. Anybody who judges you based
solely on a report from a ten year old is probably
an idiot.
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