Archive for July, 2007
On The Depressive Tip…
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007Sometimes the J-Man goes on eBay and looks at things – action figures, little Star Wars Lego men for which people are charging ridiculous, sick amounts; cat paraphernalia. He doesn’t have the means to buy these things, but he likes to look. I do the same thing. I spend hours on eBay […]
When It Hurts, Hit It With A Hammer.
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007I stayed out until four AM with friends last night because I believe that the best way to handle being on a truly shitty roll is to get no sleep and make it even worse I sorely needed some karaoke therapy and realized that I have definitely gone from being one of the wild ones […]
You Know…
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007Why do I continue to go to hospital after hospital for test after motherfucking test when I have already HAD all of these tests?
Hey, Doctors: I am not a laboratory rat. Leave me alone.
I have glue in my hair and I am crabby. I am going to eat a peanut butter sandwich and then go […]
Heartfuck Pool Mama, Esq.
Monday, July 9th, 2007While supervising the J-Man and a couple of his friends - one of whom is a kid from school whose parents are horrifyingly normal and nice and perfect and is generally a kid whom I would really like to avoid traumatizing at all costs - in the pool I passed right the fuck out in […]
EMGod Damn, That Stings.
Thursday, July 5th, 2007Just had a particularly painful EMG in my right leg and foot and my back.
I still hold fast to the belief that doctors and technicians really enjoy shocking patients with electrodes and sticking them with long, electrically charged needles.
I guess I probably would get some sort of cathartic thrill out of it, too, now that […]
Bang Bang Bang.
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007Fireworks season has been in effect in the ‘hood for, oh, about three fucking months now, so every evening has been punctuated by the sounds of cheap Chinese explosives ricocheting off of the night sky followed by the sound of my profuse swearing.
Is it just me, or are the fireworks bigger and louder this year? […]
Still Violent.
Monday, July 2nd, 2007I am going to redesign this week, or at least put the old design back up, for those of you who may be sick of looking at Mr. Anonymous up there, strolling over to Starbucks.
Also, merchandise is still available at the Sto’. I have seen it, and it looks good. Bullshit bought one […]
