Be Prepared, Damn It!
October 9th, 2007 by trancejen
Kids have no vomit warning. They lack that adult five-second time lapse that we luckily normally possess when it comes time to puke, except in instances of extreme drunkenness or severe flu.
My poor kid has currently barfed all over: the school, his legs, his socks, his Crocs (no big loss there, as far as I’m concerned), my Persian rug, my leather chair, his bed, his carpet, and the couch. The toilet remains untouched.
I’m thinking it may be time to get some tarps.
Have a happier Tuesday than I’m having. Please.
Kari wrote on 10/9/07 at 2:37 pm :
Every time Jamie has puked, he gets this really weird look on his face and then I sprint to him with a garbage can or start squalling “Bathroom - get to the BATHROOM!” He has so far made it every time, but he really has only thrown up with a stomach bug 3 or so times. I hope J-man feels better soon.
goatbarnwitch wrote on 10/9/07 at 7:50 pm :
Eewww! I have been lucky that A. is not so prone to stomach things (quickly knocks on wood). I hope the J=man is all better soon.
jules wrote on 10/9/07 at 10:47 pm :
My kids get SOOO offended when I try to shove that bowl in their faces too! I mean, I’m just trying to help!!!
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Are the cats vomit-free?
Karen wrote on 10/10/07 at 10:36 am :
We always put a bucket or garbage right next to the kid from the first strange look or gurgle. Sometimes they hit it sometimes they don’t, but there’s always hope on my part!
Taryn wrote on 10/10/07 at 1:00 pm :
reminds me of 4th grade when a girl named amanda said she wasn’t feeling well to the teacher right before she barfed strawberry poptarts all over the teacher’s skirt & leg & all over a kid named michael’s coat. and the teacher had walked to school that day! EW!
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Gah - and remember that orang-y smelling sawdust stuff that the custodian would put over the puke puddle and then the whole school would smell like pukey orange? Ack.
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Oh my God, the sawdust stuff!!! Yuck.
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