Archive for January, 2008

Oh, Holey Eyessss…

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

I have been having some pain and redness in my good (non-blind) eye for a few days now; so, alarmed, I made an appointment at the eye clinic.  Since I only have one working eye, I certainly don’t need anything crazy happening with the other one.
Honest to God, I thought that maybe I caught pink […]

Fat.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

I’ve taken anti-depressant medication and have gone to psychiatrists and therapists for a sad, staggering twenty fucking years for depression and eating disorder-related issues.
Still, I find it impossible not to be aware of every ounce of fat on my body, twenty-four fucking hours per day.
I still feel it there, every ounce, and whether it shrinks […]

Morning.

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

At six forty-five I wake up to the sound of Little Stevie Wonder screaming “YEAH!  YEAH!” from the blue-glowing CD player at my left, a Christmas gift from Bullshit’s parents.  It’s one of those iPod/CD/clock radio/stereo deals that was so very generous a gift that it still leaves me somewhat guilt-stricken every time I listen […]

This Is A Fake Entry.

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Just wanted to show off the new hair.  I posed and e’rrything.

Lipstick on my teeth is a great look, to be sure.
And here is the J-Man and his new kitty.  Unfortunately only one picture turned out in which you can even see the kitty since the kitty is black, and it’s pretty damned hard to […]

Oh, A Poop, I Am So Happy!!!

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

I’m going to Green Bay to hang with some of my internet wacko friends in a few weeks, and as I do before any of these events, I am strongly dieting so as to appear smaller to the naked eye.
Why do I do this?  I don’t know.  They don’t give a shit.  My boyfriend doesn’t […]

Cat-Molesting Nazi Psychos.

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

You need to have one squeaky-clean record if you’re going to adopt from the Humane Society, folks.
I was under the impression that a person could just walk in with a smile and out with a cat, but such is not the case.  Apparently the good people at the Humane Society are wisely trying to weed […]

But I’m Borrrrred.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

We can’t take our new kitten home from the Humane Society until next Friday because the little bugger has pink eye and has to be on medication.
Pink eye.
Therefore my wonderful child is restless and ready to mope the house down.
Do you know what I would like to do with children who act bored post-Christmas during […]


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