Stuff! and Nonsense!
April 23rd, 2008 by trancejen
Speaking of selling useless crap, did you know that I am still selling useless crap? Really.
It’s cool useless crap, though, so obviously there is a need for it.
Buy away. Buy for your friends. Buy your mother something for Mother’s Day. Buy something for your kids. I can attest to the fact that the J-Man loves his Mad Cat baseball shirt and wears it to bed almost every night.
Thankfully he hasn’t looked up the website yet.
If you have a suggestion for the products there or for another product that might not be there, shoot me an e-mail. I’d be happy to work with you.
In other news, I am eating a great deal of fiber. Consequently this morning I farted rather trumpetously and the kitten, ever-alert, spent a full five minutes trying to find said fart and attack it.
If that is not some funny shit then I don’t know what is.
Maybe you had to be there.
In still other news, I was awarded my gloves and wraps today during kickboxing. Right hand jab! Left hand hook! Roundhouse kick!
I am kicking some imaginary ass, people. There are some seriously fucked up imaginary villains walking the streets of the sout’ side, people with missing teeth and blackened eyes and broken noses.
Today we did circuit training, which I prefer to call the Seventh Circle of Hell. This torturous run through includes presses with fifteen-pound weights (this might not sound like much, but to my spaghetti arms they are MEDICINE BALLS), a stint at the heavy bag, punching with five-pound weights, and the bike, which is the easy station that everyone eyes greedily.
My arms now feel like Jell-O encased in a thin candy shell. I don’t even have enough energy to work up another fart for the cat to chase.
That said, I am now going to go collapse on the couch and watch Law and Order while all of you hungrily shop my website. Enjoy.
Happy Wednesday.
Karyn wrote on 04/23/08 at 1:03 pm :
YOu have to know that I laughed SO hard and LOUD that I now had to forward this to everyone around me… Write-on Trancejen Write-on!
lisa-marie wrote on 04/23/08 at 2:20 pm :
Fifteen pound weights are nothing to scoff at - they’re pretty heavy! Keep up the great work and you won’t have spaghetti arms for long!
Nancy wrote on 04/23/08 at 7:45 pm :
Fiber? What happened to Atkins?
Wyndspirit wrote on 04/23/08 at 9:08 pm :
I laughed so hard my kitten came running and squeaking to find out what was going on. I could SO see her doing that!
misha wrote on 04/23/08 at 11:07 pm :
i wish my kitty would chase my farts. that is just too awesome.
MIssicat wrote on 04/24/08 at 6:02 am :
15 lb weights? Impressive! Sounds like your trainer must take the same mean pills that mine does….
I hear ya on the fiber fart thing - except my cat usually counters with a fart of his own, like it’s a competition. Stupid cat.
StevdeK wrote on 04/28/08 at 8:55 am :
Tall, gorgeous and soon to be in shape AND deadly? I am both scared and incredibly attracted……(LOL)
Miche wrote on 05/14/08 at 10:04 am :
Hey Jen, where are ya?
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