Copy Of Outgoing E-Mail.
June 23rd, 2008 by trancejen
To: Dad
Re: Barack Obama
Dear Dad,
In response to the thirty-five e-mails you have sent me re: Barack Obama, you are absolutely right. I have now seen the light. Obama is a sleeper. He is a flag-burning wing nut who spits on veterans and sings “Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog” while the rest of us good Americans are reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Not only that, but he is black.
That man is a public nuisance. I can’t imagine how I ever imagined voting for a colored MUSLIM, let alone a damned dirty ‘Merica-hating hippie whose racist wife obviously thinks I’m a Jerry-Springer-watching, no-good, white-trash whitey. I mean, seriously. Fuck that damned Obama (Or is it OSAMA??!! HAHAHAHAHA) and while we’re at it, fuck all those dirty Democrats. Dirty welfare-loving baby-killers.
Thank you, dad, for showing me the error of my ways.
Your Loving Daughter, Who Is All Over That McCain Shit
melissa wrote on 06/23/08 at 11:49 am :
Well put.
scotvalkyrie wrote on 06/23/08 at 12:23 pm :
Gads, and that is the voting population. Eek.
trancejen wrote on 06/23/08 at 2:33 pm :
Scary, No?
Thom wrote on 06/23/08 at 2:43 pm :
This is a scream!
But it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time.
sooboo wrote on 06/23/08 at 3:52 pm :
I can’t even talk about this election without getting all frothy mouthed. Glad to see I’m not the only one ready to snap!!!
Gwensarah wrote on 06/23/08 at 4:15 pm :
hahaha! Too fecking hilarious. I have to wonder what he thinks of Hillary
trancejen wrote on 06/23/08 at 4:34 pm :
The scary thing is that he’s not actually composing these anti-Barack e-mails - they’re forwards that have been passed to about a hundred people. I’m sure they’re all over the net.
Janet wrote on 06/23/08 at 7:49 pm :
Jen, this is absolutely hilarious to me. I get these forwards from my in-laws too and unfortunately, I just hit delete. I love this!
karen wrote on 06/23/08 at 8:17 pm :
Do I have your permission to just send the permalink to this post as a response to all the emails I get from my family? (Except my grandma… for some reason this 86 year old woman who’s never lived anywhere but a tiny Illinois farming town with a glacier-white population, she thinks Barack’s the MAN. Go grandma!)
Rumblelizard wrote on 06/24/08 at 5:50 am :
You might want to just send him this link whenever he sends you those unhinged crazy emails: http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/fightthesmearshome/
It prolly won’t change his mind about anything, but it refutes all the BS in a calm and methodical way, and provides lots of supporting evidence. Of course, like I said, it’s prolly a lost cause, because your pops doesn’t sound like the type who would ever vote D anyhow, but it’s nice sometimes to be able to politely tell someone who’s full of it that they’re full of it in a way they really can’t come back on.
Trance wrote on 06/24/08 at 9:00 am :
I sent my dad that link. I liked it.
And yes, Karen, you absolutely have my permission. LOL