Archive for July, 2008
Guess How Much I Paid For This!! GUESS!!
Thursday, July 31st, 2008I was talking to a friend the other day about a certain disease I have that involves both bargain shopping and diarrhea of the mouth.
I love to bargain shop. I am the Target discount rack queen, and I also shop their internet clearance page frequently. I believe that paying full price for something […]
I Now Know From Tired.
Monday, July 28th, 2008FOR the love of Jaysus, I am tired. I know I say that every other damned day, but today I mean it. Having seized a good portion of the day away, I mean it. Does Topamax not work for everyone, or just for me?? Cursing Topamax, I mean it. Listening to my niece and my […]
Update…
Friday, July 25th, 2008My sister showed up about a week ago, having walked two miles from a local park because her car had broken down.
Guess who paid to get the car fixed.
She said she’d been staying with a friend with no phone, and that was that. She’s been back since, and it’s since been chaos, with the kids […]
Stop The World, I Want To Get Off.
Thursday, July 17th, 2008My sister is still missing, and she’s not with her boyfriend. I know this because he’s been calling me frantically every couple of hours to find out whether I’ve heard anything or whether she’s come back “home”.
She’s not at her previous residence, she’s not at her dad’s, and she’s not at her “baby-daddy’s”.
I’m really […]
Here Today, Gone Tomorrow.
Monday, July 14th, 2008I guess I didn’t have to worry about houseguests for long. I don’t think so, at least.
Andrea left with the kids to pay a traffic ticket on Friday and hasn’t been back since.
She called and left a message on Friday afternoon (I was puking - side effect of more Topamax - puking! Great.) saying that […]
SO.
Friday, July 11th, 2008The sister in question is my stepsister Andrea, 25, chronic non-worker.
For the past five years she has been living with - hold your breath now - my stepbrother’s baby’s mother’s mother and father (no, we’re not white trash).
The dirt on Andrea is this. My stepfather and his ex-wife had five strapping young boys. They decided […]
You Do The Math.
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008We have a two-bedroom house, which is why I reside in the basement.
On Monday, my sister, who has been banished from her living space, moved in, along with her two-year-old son and her five-year-old daughter.
Heaven help us.
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Put On A Little Makeup.
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008I generally don’t don’t wear makeup to go to the doctor’s office because, well, why the hell should I? Who would I be trying to impress? Certainly not the man being paid two hundred and fifty dollars for twelve minutes of his precious, precious time, as he could not give less of a shit how […]
