Archive for the 'Da-Da-Da-Drugs' Category

Cat Pharmacist Extraordinaire.

Friday, May 16th, 2008

You mean it’s May? And I have a web page?
Where am I again, exactly?
I hate logging onto the computer after a prolonged absence because the guilt trip I get from the box itself is just overwhelming. There are eight hundred pieces of Spam that I have not dealt with! My computer has […]

Something the Fuck Or Other.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

I would like nothing more than to close the door on this job shit and go, “Poof! Done!”, but I am no one if not a person who cannot stop this frothing at the computer, thereby making the story of a one-week job into an ExTreEm TaEl of WoE.
Such is blogging. The next […]

YAY!!

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

I may just have a job, kids.
One of the readers of this site has offered me a job doing a little freelance writing.  I would be writing product descriptions for a website that sells furniture and other home-type stuff.  (Note to self: Do not use the word “stuff”.)
I can make a small amount of money […]

Mom Shoots Up.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Last night my mom did her first shot of Forteo, the drug that is supposed to help rebuild her bone density.
Why she enlisted me to help with this process is anyone’s guess.
We sat on the couch with the voluminous instructions, alcohol wipes, needles, and the pen. I imagined that the pen, which carries a […]

Doctors, Working Together.

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

I called the shrink, and I guess my recent horrific moods can be attributed to my taking Darvocet for my horrific back pain.  I wasn’t taking my mom’s, I called the neurologist and got my own - they recommended Tylenol 3 but Tylenol 3 makes me vomit so hey, how ’bout some Darvocet?  Like mother, […]

More Magic Pills.

Friday, July 20th, 2007

The cardiologist said that there is only a 50/50 chance a pacemaker would work, so he wants to try another medication.
This particular medication raises the blood pressure, hopefully making the drop in blood pressure when I stand not so severe that I pass out. The only thing that may be irritating is that when […]

Decaf.

Friday, May 25th, 2007

I’m off caffeine.
I read the PI sheets from the medications I’m currently taking - read them and did not toss them away with a roll of my eyes, this time - and have decided to follow them to the letter, taking the pills at the exact times recommended, no alcohol, no caffeine.
No alcohol is not […]


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