Archive for the 'Damn Cats' Category
The Morphing Cat.
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007OK, remember Ceiling Cat?
My camera charger situation has been remedied and I offer you photographic proof.
Before:
and after: Freaking weird, huh?I finally got a hold of the vet, and he says to bring her on in.
Poor little prematurely aging Elmo.
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OMG CEILING CAT IS WATCHING ME MASTURBATE
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007Thanks for your comments regarding the move. So far I’m sort of leaning toward Blogger (Nick, you have an e-mail coming), but I have not decided yet.
OK. So I live in a basement cave, right? We have established that. I live in a basement cave that used to be an unfinished […]
All the News That’s Fit To Spit.
Friday, February 2nd, 2007I have been in the throes of some heinous sort of snot-inducing, SARS-type virus. I blame the boyfriend entirely, protest though he may, because he has been hacking and snorting and making all sorts of charming noises for the past couple of weeks, and of course I need a patsy to pin this on.
Damn […]
Yer On Notice.
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006I may have just returned from an appointment - an appointment which may have been quite far from my house - where a fucking nurse may have just informed me that I was cancelled due to a scheduling conflict.
God forbid the motherfuckers call me ahead of time. That would be the polite, responsible […]
Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Good.
Monday, September 4th, 2006One of the Google ads on my page today was “Cat Repellent”.
“Get rid of cats without the hassle!”
Personally, I find that shooting rubberbands at the little suckers works wonders. My aim isn’t always the greatest, but it’s fun to watch them scatter like mice; and when you hit one, the yowl is really satisfying.
I […]
Cats in a Car.
Saturday, September 2nd, 2006Our mission for today, if we choose to accept it, is to put two adults, one child, and two cats into one Chevy Cavalier and successfully drive across town to the vet without anyone jumping out the window, tying themself in a knot, or breaking the sound barrier.
Ollie, who is having the seizures, screams so […]
I Am a Real Bastard For Finding This Funny.
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006Our seventeen-year-old cat, Ollie (Oliver North), is having seizures. She has been having them for quite some time.
Rather than feeling some sort kinship with this animal, I am instead unreasonably and inexplicably annoyed by her. She howls morning, noon, and night, and nobody can get her to shut the fuck up.
About a month […]
Shoo Fly, Don’t Bother Me.
Tuesday, August 1st, 2006There has been an abundance of flies in our house.
Lest you think I come from dirty folk who leave trails of barbecue sauce on the carpet and pick their toes with their teeth, let me school you: my house is clean.
My mother is so clean and fanatical and anal that I have to wash the […]
Why, Hello.
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006I’ve noticed a dramatic decrease in traffic since I have moved. Do many of you not like the new format? Do I smell? Is there something you’d like to see here that you’re not seeing? Have I started to write schlock?
I can add things like a chatbox, a subscriber list […]
Photoblog V - Lethargy and Cattywampus.
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 ‘SUP
BEEN BORING AS H E DOUBLE UP IN HERE
JMAN GOT A TATTOO
KID THINKS HE’S ALL ROCK AND ROLL NOW
LOTS OF SLEEPING GOING ON
AND I DO MEAN A LOT
IT’S DAMNED RIDICULOUS
O THE SLOTH
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