Trancejen

Trannies and MummyMethKitty.

I had a nice weekend.  Friday night I actually got up off of my fat (less fat, eleven pounds down!) ass and left the house to go see a friend of a friend sing at a nearby art gallery.
Afterward, fearing that too much culture would seep into our blood, said friend and I met my […]

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When It Hurts, Hit It With A Hammer.

I stayed out until four AM with friends last night because I believe that the best way to handle being on a truly shitty roll is to get no sleep and make it even worse I sorely needed some karaoke therapy and realized that I have definitely gone from being one of the wild ones […]

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A Sparkle Queen I Am Not.

The album of the week is Jenny Lewis’s Rabbit Fur Coat. I find myself having a hard time coming up with any words to describe this other than “indie rock/country/folk-type harmonies that will stick in your head in the good way”.
But then I’m no music critic.
It’s highly worth checking out. Just take my […]

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Post-Weekend Wrapup…

I love drunken sports fans.
Going downtown on the train Saturday night, there were about forty thousand men returning from South Bend and the Notre Dame football game, all of whom were drunk, most of whom were sharing beer and ice and crazy stories about women.
The best thing I heard? “I’m not about to flirt […]

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And on Tonight’s Menu Is…

Oh Beer, how do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
You’ve no idea how I love my dive bar Thursday nights.  They are my respite and nepenthe, and where else can I sing the Violent Femmes and also watch my buddy drink a longneck out of my girlfriend’s cleavage?
Nowhere, that’s where!
First I pre-game while cracking […]

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I Can’t Stop Talking Like Yoda.

Hung over I am.
A nap I need.
Jaegermeister disturbs the force and will bring us to the dark side.
Mmmmmmm.
Happy Friday you have.
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It’s Three AM…

…and you know what kind of entry that is.
(one that will more than likely be deleted in the morning.)
I hate being all honest and pensive and mushy and shit.
It reeks of girlyness.
Girliness?  No, I think girlyness.
That is probably why I am so awful in relationships.  My utter lack of girli(y)ness.
Or, rather, my tendency to hide […]

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Chicago Photoblog - Da Weekend.

‘SUP YEAH, I LOOK FREAKIN’ RAGGEDY
HAD A GOOOOOD TIME, THOUGH.

EVEN THOUGH IT IS IRKING ME TO NO END THAT YOU CAN’T SMOKE ANYWHERE IN THIS GODDAMN CITY ANYMORE

WHAT’S UP WITH THAT

VIEW FROM HOTEL ROOM WAS GAWWWWWWWJUS

NO REALLY,JUST GAWWWWWWWWJUS

WENT TO THE HOUSE OF BLUES

AND ITS SWANKY WINE BAR

AND REMEMBERED THAT I DO NOT LIKE STINKY, […]

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I Have Shineth My Boogie Shoes.

So this weekend I have friends coming into town, and I am so excited that I could pretty much just pee.
While I am sure that I come across as a very cool, calm, and collected individual who is hip and happening and has no shortage of company and wild, lascivious evenings and friends with whom […]

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The Weekly Drunken Photoblog, Volume II.

‘SUP

HAD A PRETTY MELLOW DAY

PAINTED MY TOES

READ VINCE’S BOOK

WATCHED ORSON SLEEP

FOUND OUT MY FISH ARE EATING EACH OTHER

NO SHIT

I THINK IT’S THIS ONE, HE LOOKS GUILTY

NOW IS THE TIME FOR BEER

AS YOU MAY NOTICE I LOVE BEER

I MEAN I REALLY DO LOVE BEER
JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR ON THAT

SOMETIMES I THINK LUCKY COULD USE A BEER

MY […]

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