Archive for the 'Drunkassery' Category
The Weekly Drunken Photoblog, Volume I.
Friday, June 2nd, 2006‘SUP
FU FTP PROGRAM
‘BOUT TO GET MY BEER ON
WATCH THE OFFICE
AND NOT CLEAN MY HOUSE
YEAAAAAAAH
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT
GOING TO GO TO MC TAVERNS
AND SEE MY HOMIES
FU JEFF
I AM SO DAMNED PRETTY
HEY DAD, STOP HITTING ON TEH YOUNG HOS
JENNIFER HAS MAD KARAOKE SKILLZ
HI JAMIE
CAN YOU SMELL THE EXCITEMENT
THEN I MUST GO HOME TO MY CAT
AND TALK […]
God Save the Drag Queens.
Monday, May 15th, 2006I have a long history of great relations with drag queens.
In my youth this used to freak me out, as if perhaps my tremendous height and particularly deep voice caused me to be mistaken for one of the gang, but I have since grown to realize that it’s just me, doing what I do, which […]
“I’ve Been A Bad, Bad Girl…”
Friday, December 7th, 2001“I fart in your general direction! Go away, or I will taunt you a second time! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!”That about sums up my feelings toward the unsolicited diary critics.
You get a Bozo button if you know what movie that quote was from.
I’ll probably stick with […]
Save Me From The Snot People.
Thursday, December 6th, 2001I have just returned from HMO purgatory.There’s nothing worse than being stuck in the allergy and asthma waiting room for an hour and a half. There are forty or fifty people jam-packed into a tiny, musty little room, and they are all sick. They’re not oh-you-poor-dear feverishly sick, either; but gross, snot-dripping sick. […]
Come Sail Away With Me (you guys).
Thursday, December 6th, 2001Yee-ha. It’s karaoke night.I haven’t karaoked in a very, very long time; but tonight, D., my dad, and my dad’s girlfriend(whom I have never met and is probably my age) are going to go sing our little larynxes out. I can’t wait.
Possible song choices(One must take their karaoke experience very seriously):Fallin’ by Alicia […]
Drunk.
Sunday, December 2nd, 2001I am currently drunk.Hence, the very first drunken Trance entry.
I apologize in advance for any spelling/grammatical errors, but I doubt that there will be any, because I am that anal.
I am drunk.
I found out today that my company, the steel corporation from which I receive disability, is going bankrupt.
I will soon no longer have health […]
Do A Little Dance, Make A Little Love…
Saturday, November 17th, 2001I slept for sixteen hours last night. Sixteen hours of unadulterated, blissful, drunken sleep. I guess getting ridiculously shitfaced did the trick.So girl’s night out was just as I had hoped it would be - infused with drunkenness, mayhem, madness, neurosis, and plenty of laughter. (Mostly at the expense of club patrons […]
