Archive for the 'Exercise' Category
A Pretty Gym Bunny I Am Not.
Friday, June 6th, 2008I have, in the past, been a member of that gym that rhymes with Rally’s and features hot, ripped, tan, oiled bodies in its commercials. This is, of course why I went: not to become one of said hot, ripped, tan, oiled bodies, but to ogle them.
I love watching other people work out, which is […]
Stuff! and Nonsense!
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008Speaking of selling useless crap, did you know that I am still selling useless crap? Really.
It’s cool useless crap, though, so obviously there is a need for it.
Buy away. Buy for your friends. Buy your mother something for Mother’s Day. Buy something for your kids. I can attest to the […]
Robojaw.
Friday, June 22nd, 2007Thank you, O Lord, for giving me the drug tolerance of a professional wrestler, because the damned dentist had to give me four mondo shots (why do those shots look like something out of the movie Hostel??) of Novocain before I started to numb up yesterday.
Now the left side of my face feels as if […]
Decaf.
Friday, May 25th, 2007I’m off caffeine.
I read the PI sheets from the medications I’m currently taking - read them and did not toss them away with a roll of my eyes, this time - and have decided to follow them to the letter, taking the pills at the exact times recommended, no alcohol, no caffeine.
No alcohol is not […]
