Archive for the 'Food, and Eating It' Category
Zonk.
Monday, November 13th, 2006I’m absolutely exhausted.
This is going to consist of a lot of boring medical crap, mostly just because I’m trying to wrap my head around some stuff. You’ve been warned.
I forget sometimes that I can’t go running around like a freak all weekend on very little sleep without reality bitchslapping me right back down to […]
Good Morning, Sunshines. Let’s Talk About My Ass.
Saturday, October 14th, 2006I’ve been up since three.
One fun thing about this cardiac drug is that sleep has become optional.
Today I plan to assemble a Halloween costume. The J-Man is going as a mummy, so I’m going to cut a king-sized white sheet into strips and sew it to a black sweatsuit and ski mask (assuming I can […]
S.N.A.F.U. and To Not Feel Fat.
Thursday, August 31st, 2006Well, the insurance mess has been fixed, which means I will get my correct insurance back…
…October fifth.
So in the meantime, off to the east ghetto I go (one hour away, with no readily available form of transportation save my neighbor, who I’m sure would be thrilled about driving to the east ghetto), cursing and swearing […]
Step Right Up, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Sunday, August 13th, 2006It’s Have A Crack At Jen Week, in which we will examine all Jen’s internal organs which have absolutely nothing wrong with them, ignoring the one organ that actually is fucked up!!!
Join the neurologist as he sends me for five, count them, five heart tests this week - heart tests that will of course prove […]
Cereal Killer. (exclusive.)
Saturday, July 15th, 2006First, I’d like to thank all of you for your many, many book recommendations. Holy shit, am I going to have a lot of reading to do. Awesome.
I am a cereal fanatic.I have long had a love affair with the fabulous boxes of crunchy breakfast goodness, and lately I have been spinning out […]
An Unfinished Book and The Word of the Day Is…
Thursday, July 13th, 2006COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE AND MORE MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE BRING ON THE DAMN COFFEE CLEAN THE BATHROOM CLEAN THE KITCHEN CLEAN THE CEILING LICK THE WALLS BOIL THE J-MAN JUST GIVE ME SOME MORE BLACK COFFEE COFFEE COFFEEEEEEE!!!
YEAH.
I lost ten pounds, which is enough to make me Very Fucking Happy.
Of course, this could be […]
Thin Skin.
Saturday, July 8th, 2006I went out to the karaoke dive Thursday night and was having a pretty good time when I found msyself confronted with a person who made me stop, stand stock still and stare like a fool.
This was no gorgeous man, no celebrity, nor was it a person of stunning good looks.
She was simply thin.
“Thin” is […]
Dawn - repost.
Sunday, May 28th, 2006I went out for my walk today, earlier than usual, and everything was relatively quiet in the ‘hood. I have never been much of an early person, but lately it’s nice to see the morning; and since I am on a bit of a nostalgia kick it’s brought me back to a time in which […]
Save Me From The Snot People.
Thursday, December 6th, 2001I have just returned from HMO purgatory.There’s nothing worse than being stuck in the allergy and asthma waiting room for an hour and a half. There are forty or fifty people jam-packed into a tiny, musty little room, and they are all sick. They’re not oh-you-poor-dear feverishly sick, either; but gross, snot-dripping sick. […]
Drunk.
Sunday, December 2nd, 2001I am currently drunk.Hence, the very first drunken Trance entry.
I apologize in advance for any spelling/grammatical errors, but I doubt that there will be any, because I am that anal.
I am drunk.
I found out today that my company, the steel corporation from which I receive disability, is going bankrupt.
I will soon no longer have health […]
