Trancejen

Stop The World, I Want To Get Off.

My sister is still missing, and she’s not with her boyfriend. I know this because he’s been calling me frantically every couple of hours to find out whether I’ve heard anything or whether she’s come back “home”.
She’s not at her previous residence, she’s not at her dad’s, and she’s not at her “baby-daddy’s”.
I’m really […]

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At The Neuro.

“I read your 48-hour EEG.  There are spikes indicating that when you pass out you are actually having small seizures.”

“Well that clears that up.”

“Excuse me?”

“Sorry.  I’m having a sarcastic moment.  So what do we do?”

“I’m going to increase your Topamax (Dopamax, Stupamax) and give you narcotic patches for the pain.”

“Great.  Bring on the drugs.  Medicate […]

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Kicking Ass. Or Trying. Part I.

This morning I am attending my first kickboxing class.
I signed the J-Man up for karate at a place that offers a free trial week. That free trial week also comes with free kickboxing lessons for me, three times a week; and I figure if I’m going to pass out all the time I might […]

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Losing Control.

I’ve been debating about what I would say, you know; whether I would post some amusing yet inane story about going out, which I do approximately once every month or two after hauling my body out of the sizeable dent in the sofa, or whether I would post the real deal.
I guess today you’re getting […]

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Disability Review Jeopardy

It’s disability review time!! Are you ready to play Disability Review Jeopardy?? Joining us will be Jen’s cardiologist, Dr. Boobman, Jen’s neurologist, Dr. Pinprick, Jen’s psychiatrist, Dr. Braindrain, and Jen’s pain management doctor, Dr. Spinefucker.
Get your buzzers ready, folks, and please remember to phrase your answers in the form of a question.
“I am […]

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Next Stop, Captain?

My doctor is now referring me to some big muckymuck doctor in Indianapolis.  This isn’t too shabby because it is only be two and a half hours away by car, but of course the guy has a waiting list that stretches out until January.
Here we go again.
At this point I am no longer seething with […]

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The Cleveland Clinic is a no-go.
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YES YES YES

My genius friend Chris hammered away at the old hard drive at work (he is one of the computer gurus at the large local steel mills) for a few days, and he was able to recover almost everything on it!
All my photos, Word documents, and almost all of my music files have been saved.  AWESOME.  I […]

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All I Do Is Get Sick and Party.

Hosting a cookout tomorrow, going to a cookout Monday.  Never mind that I am currently so fried on Vicodin that I have that Vicodin Grin; and rightfully so, due to the fact that I singlehandedly pulled all the furniture off of the 12′9′ soaked-ass basement rug, removed said rug with the help of Bullshit, cleaned […]

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Good News!

Goin’ to the Cleveland Clinic in October.  They do accept my insurance, and it’s all set up.  They’re one of the best neurology clinics in the country, so I’m pretty psyched.
Now I just need to find a ride.  And lodging.  Thankfully I have ample time to do so.
Rock.  Happy weekend.
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