Archive for the 'Fuckbrain' Category
All the News That’s Fit To Spit.
Friday, February 2nd, 2007I have been in the throes of some heinous sort of snot-inducing, SARS-type virus. I blame the boyfriend entirely, protest though he may, because he has been hacking and snorting and making all sorts of charming noises for the past couple of weeks, and of course I need a patsy to pin this on.
Damn […]
The EEG Photoblog.
Friday, January 19th, 2007‘SUP YOU MAY NOTICE THAT I LOOK LIKE POOP THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S NO-MAKEUP EEG DAY US WHITE FOLKS WEREN’T CUT OUT FOR THIS NO MAKEUP SHIT GOT ALL HOOKED UP TO STUFF PLUS SOME LOVELY HOSPITAL COUTURE AND GOT MY HEAD ALL WIRED (NOT FUN LIKE IT SOUNDS) TOLD MY KID THAT HE IS CORRECT […]
Brokeback Trance.
Monday, December 18th, 2006Due to slow processing speed, I never got my MRI results while I was in the hospital recently.
Today at the pain clinic, I got a copy of the reports and talked about them with the doctor there. I guess I managed to further fuck up my back and neck while passing out during Heartfuck […]
All Systems Stop.
Sunday, November 26th, 2006I had a nice, long stretch of vertical bliss for a while there - no passing out, few back problems, and generally pretty fair health as far I’m concerned; but Thursday set off some sort of shitstorm that has left me feeling like a massive hurricane is raging within my head.
The dizzy spells come fast […]
Why the Neuro *Is* Sort of Cute Sometimes.
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006I was downstairs for five minutes and didn’t get the damned phone in time.
“This is 555-1212. Please leave a message.” *BEEP*
“Hello - Ahhh - Hi, this message is for Jenny-fahr Trance - Ahhhh - regarding the message that you left for me - Ahhhh - Oh yeah, this is Doctor Something - Ahhhhh - Ummmm […]
Zonk.
Monday, November 13th, 2006I’m absolutely exhausted.
This is going to consist of a lot of boring medical crap, mostly just because I’m trying to wrap my head around some stuff. You’ve been warned.
I forget sometimes that I can’t go running around like a freak all weekend on very little sleep without reality bitchslapping me right back down to […]
Jesus Totally Reads My Blog And So Do Doctors.
Friday, November 10th, 2006So last night, after a long day of bitching about doctors and feeling sorry for myself and railing and shaking my fist at the sky and saying whyeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeee and having a totally horrendous headache from the vomitous pit of hell that needed three Vicodin to quell its firey wrath, I got a telephone call:
“Hello.”
“Hello. […]
Do No Harm.
Thursday, November 9th, 2006Dear Doctors,
It’s time for me to be frank. I’m tired of being flippant and sarcastic about this. I spend an awful lot of time fabricating head injury jokes and witty little quips about helmets and padding my house with bubble wrap so that I can calm the nerves of the people close to […]
Bad Medicine.
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006Normally I fall forward when passing out. When I do fall backward, I usually land on my ass, which is well-padded and breaks my fall enough to make whacking the back of my head less hairy.Yesterday, I had a rather unlucky fall and managed to fall backwards and land with the back of my […]
Afternoon of the Living Dead.
Tuesday, October 24th, 2006Last night was the first night in at least ten years that I have not taken any medication at night.
I have abso-fucking-lutely no idea how to sleep without it. I’m so used to simply zonking right out after taking pills (gee, that sounds healthy) that my ability to drift off to dreamland without them […]
