Trancejen

Stop The World, I Want To Get Off.

My sister is still missing, and she’s not with her boyfriend. I know this because he’s been calling me frantically every couple of hours to find out whether I’ve heard anything or whether she’s come back “home”.
She’s not at her previous residence, she’s not at her dad’s, and she’s not at her “baby-daddy’s”.
I’m really […]

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At The Neuro.

“I read your 48-hour EEG.  There are spikes indicating that when you pass out you are actually having small seizures.”

“Well that clears that up.”

“Excuse me?”

“Sorry.  I’m having a sarcastic moment.  So what do we do?”

“I’m going to increase your Topamax (Dopamax, Stupamax) and give you narcotic patches for the pain.”

“Great.  Bring on the drugs.  Medicate […]

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Kicking Ass. Or Trying. Part I.

This morning I am attending my first kickboxing class.
I signed the J-Man up for karate at a place that offers a free trial week. That free trial week also comes with free kickboxing lessons for me, three times a week; and I figure if I’m going to pass out all the time I might […]

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Disability Review Jeopardy

It’s disability review time!! Are you ready to play Disability Review Jeopardy?? Joining us will be Jen’s cardiologist, Dr. Boobman, Jen’s neurologist, Dr. Pinprick, Jen’s psychiatrist, Dr. Braindrain, and Jen’s pain management doctor, Dr. Spinefucker.
Get your buzzers ready, folks, and please remember to phrase your answers in the form of a question.
“I am […]

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Merry Christmas, Ouch, Here’s Your Bill.

I got up at 6:30 in the morning to go the doctor for my follow-up appointment, showered, dressed, got a ride from my neighbor, waited for a half an hour in the waiting room, waited for another twenty minutes in the inside waiting room, and then smiled when my doctor came in.
He looked at me, […]

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More About My Chest.

Perhaps I am a big chain-smoking baby, but I find that the Reveal monitor still hurts. All the doctors and the fine, fine folks from Medtronic who respectively installed and made this dear little instrument and promised within an inch of their respective lives that it would not hurt are full of poopiecaca.
My chest […]

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Greetings. I Am RoboJen.

Well, I made it through the surgery with flying colors and it was really no big deal; but that didn’t stop me from crying like a big fat baby throughout the whole procedure.
I was awake. Black coffee awake. Talking to my doctor (who judiciouly vacillated between ignoring me and telling them to give […]

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But Will I Be Able To Fast Forward?

I’m back. I’ve actually been back for about a week, just chilling and being tired from the new meds and doing a little Christmas shopping and sleeping a lot and basically staying under the radar.
I’m doing OK, I guess. I’m definitely feeling better than I was. Still very tired.
On Friday I am […]

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The Cleveland Clinic is a no-go.
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YES YES YES

My genius friend Chris hammered away at the old hard drive at work (he is one of the computer gurus at the large local steel mills) for a few days, and he was able to recover almost everything on it!
All my photos, Word documents, and almost all of my music files have been saved.  AWESOME.  I […]

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