Archive for the 'Heartfuck' Category
More Magic Pills.
Friday, July 20th, 2007The cardiologist said that there is only a 50/50 chance a pacemaker would work, so he wants to try another medication.
This particular medication raises the blood pressure, hopefully making the drop in blood pressure when I stand not so severe that I pass out. The only thing that may be irritating is that when […]
A Proper Ass-Kicking.
Wednesday, July 18th, 2007You ever had your ass kicked properly? Like whoever did it was a professional, like maybe it felt as if they most certainly had been boning up on TaeKwonDo or kick boxing or whatever it is professionally trained thugs aspire to master.
I feel that way today. I feel like I have had a proper ass-kicking, […]
Heartfuck Pool Mama, Esq.
Monday, July 9th, 2007While supervising the J-Man and a couple of his friends - one of whom is a kid from school whose parents are horrifyingly normal and nice and perfect and is generally a kid whom I would really like to avoid traumatizing at all costs - in the pool I passed right the fuck out in […]
Neue Neuro.
Friday, June 29th, 2007So I went to the new Big Shit neuro today and was pleasantly surprised to find him very affable, willing to listen to my litany of complaints and questions, pleased to take on my three-inch thick file of medical history and test results, and also just plain interested to find out what the hell is […]
This Post Wants To Be A Real Post Someday.
Thursday, April 26th, 2007I wish I had news to report, but sadly I do not, unless you count record-breaking couch sitting and what has become a disgusting jones for Lifetime wife-beater movies.
I am now the Lifetime movie queen. I am practically becoming afraid of men. Soon I will start randomly beating guys about the head with […]
Om.
Wednesday, April 18th, 2007I’ve been falling asleep every night with the help of a meditation CD given to me by the therapist.
Initially I thought it was a bunch of hippie crap, but I must confess that it’s rather soothing, and now I think I’d be hard-pressed to fall asleep as quickly without it. I tend to drop off […]
Spring Cometh Not and Hatred of the Body.
Wednesday, April 11th, 2007It snowed last night.
I would officially like to register a complaint with the universe regarding the lunacy of Chicago weather.
In other news, I have been again hitting the floor with frightening regularity but have not bothered to go and see the cardiologist due to both my fear of a pacemaker and my acceptance of the […]
Um Yeah, Second Opinion Time.
Tuesday, March 20th, 2007So I went to the endocrinologist yesterday and spent a hefty two hours in his office answering questions and having my blood pressure repeatedly monitored.
I was sort of thrilled, actually. Finally a doctor that appeared to give half a crap and actually spent some time talking to his patients! Had someone slipped me […]
“I’m Not A Witch…”
Monday, March 19th, 2007Brownie points to you if you know what movie the title quote is from.
Golfwidow mentioned me in a podcast, so people coming here for the first time got to read the charming little diatribe below.
Nice, huh? If you’re just tuning in, I’m bitter. I’m so bitter that I make those bitches in The […]
I Am Very Holy On This Sunday Afternoon.
Sunday, March 18th, 2007I passed out and cracked my eye on the coffee table, so now I have a lovely purple-and blue goose egg on my face and look like a Lifetime movie bitch.
“He didn’t mean it! He was aiming for the children and missed! He was drinking wood grain alcohol! He just loves me […]
