Archive for the 'Photoblogs' Category
This Is A Fake Entry.
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008Just wanted to show off the new hair. I posed and e’rrything.
Lipstick on my teeth is a great look, to be sure.
And here is the J-Man and his new kitty. Unfortunately only one picture turned out in which you can even see the kitty since the kitty is black, and it’s pretty damned hard to […]
God, I Am Old.
Thursday, June 14th, 2007Guess who turned nine?
You guessed it….
The man himself.
Aw yeah.
We are all exhausted from partying it up.
Happy Thursday.
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The EEG Photoblog.
Friday, January 19th, 2007‘SUP YOU MAY NOTICE THAT I LOOK LIKE POOP THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S NO-MAKEUP EEG DAY US WHITE FOLKS WEREN’T CUT OUT FOR THIS NO MAKEUP SHIT GOT ALL HOOKED UP TO STUFF PLUS SOME LOVELY HOSPITAL COUTURE AND GOT MY HEAD ALL WIRED (NOT FUN LIKE IT SOUNDS) TOLD MY KID THAT HE IS CORRECT […]
Photoblog - Sleep, Sweet Sleep.
Wednesday, November 8th, 2006‘SUP AS YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE BEEN HAVING SOME TROUBLE SLEEPING AS IF THESE FUCKERS WEREN’T ENOUGH TO CONTEND WITH, I’VE HAD NO DRUGS AT NIGHT THIS IS NOT A HAPPY JEN THIS IS A SLOUCHY JEN, AN OUT OF FOCUS JEN, A RED-EYED, BLOATED JEN THIS IS A SAAAAAAD JEN BUT GOOD NEWS […]
Friday Photoblog - Dedicated to Chicago Weather.
Friday, October 13th, 2006This goes out to the lovely weather we’ve been having, which has been making vast thirty-degree jumps and wreaking havoc on immune systems everywhere.
My mother would like everyone to know that she was not about to participate in all this flipping of the bird and what if someone from church read my page, what […]
Chicago Photoblog - Da Weekend.
Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 ‘SUP YEAH, I LOOK FREAKIN’ RAGGEDY
HAD A GOOOOOD TIME, THOUGH.
EVEN THOUGH IT IS IRKING ME TO NO END THAT YOU CAN’T SMOKE ANYWHERE IN THIS GODDAMN CITY ANYMORE
WHAT’S UP WITH THAT
VIEW FROM HOTEL ROOM WAS GAWWWWWWWJUS
NO REALLY,JUST GAWWWWWWWWJUS
WENT TO THE HOUSE OF BLUES
AND ITS SWANKY WINE BAR
AND REMEMBERED THAT I DO NOT LIKE STINKY, […]
Look Deep Into My Heart - The Photoblog.
Friday, August 25th, 2006‘SUP
YOU MAY NOTICE I AM HALF NAKED
THIS IS BECAUSE IT IS HEART TEST DAY
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
FIRST I HAD AN ULTRASOUND OF MY HEAD, WHICH SHOWED […]
Photoblog V - Lethargy and Cattywampus.
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 ‘SUP
BEEN BORING AS H E DOUBLE UP IN HERE
JMAN GOT A TATTOO
KID THINKS HE’S ALL ROCK AND ROLL NOW
LOTS OF SLEEPING GOING ON
AND I DO MEAN A LOT
IT’S DAMNED RIDICULOUS
O THE SLOTH
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Photoblog IV, Guest Photoblog With The J-Man.
Thursday, June 22nd, 2006‘SUP
I ACTUALLY GET THE COMPUTER TODAY
BECAUSE THE MOMS IS SICK
SHE’S ALL BLAAAAAGH
AND ALL UUUUUUURGH
IT’S SERIOUSLY GROSS.
BUT NOW I CAN WATCH THE TUBE ALL I WANT
PLAY SOME PLAAAAAYSTATION
AND EAT SUGAR!!!
IT’S GOING TO BE ONE FINE DAY
DON’T NARC ME OUT
I WASN’T EVEN HERE
LATER
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The Weekly Drunken (i wish) Photoblog, Volume III, Chuck E. Cheese.
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006‘SUP
WENT TO CHUCK E CHEESE
AS YOU MAY IMAGINE I WAS THRILLED TO NO END
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
PLACE FREAKS ME OUT, THOUGH
I DON’T LIKE FURRIES UNLESS THEY LOOK LIKE THIS
THEY EXPOSE CHILDREN TO RADIATION
LOCK THEM IN CAGES (NOT A BAD IDEA, ACTUALLY)
OMG FILTH AND DISEASE
HYPODERMIC NEEDLES
CAN’T SAY THE MOMS […]