Archive for the 'The J-Man' Category
Battling Mini-Lutherans.
Thursday, February 21st, 2008The Lutherans are generally a mild-mannered, pleasant bunch. They sing quietly and worship in a subservient manner, fitting the somewhat stern, “Catholic Lite” tenets of the church.
They drive their beige SUVs, name their children names like Brittany and Montana, and wear spiffy hundred-dollar running suits when joining the long queue of cars picking up […]
A Backbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008I have a seriously fucked up back due to some disc degeneration, and I long for massages. However, my budget expressly forbids massages of any kind except the sort that drunken old men offer on the street, and let me tell you, they miss a lot of spots. Plus I once found […]
This Is A Fake Entry.
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008Just wanted to show off the new hair. I posed and e’rrything.
Lipstick on my teeth is a great look, to be sure.
And here is the J-Man and his new kitty. Unfortunately only one picture turned out in which you can even see the kitty since the kitty is black, and it’s pretty damned hard to […]
But I’m Borrrrred.
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008We can’t take our new kitten home from the Humane Society until next Friday because the little bugger has pink eye and has to be on medication.
Pink eye.
Therefore my wonderful child is restless and ready to mope the house down.
Do you know what I would like to do with children who act bored post-Christmas during […]
I Am Now Two-Thirds Cookie.
Sunday, December 30th, 2007We had a fantastic Christmas. I was spoiled terribly with books and movies and candles and clothes and some gift cards and money and a Shiatsu massage cushion (from my dad, right on dad!). I was actually very overwhelmed.
The J-man got some Lego sets from Santa and some video games, games and toys, and a […]
Star Warrrrrrrs.
Monday, October 29th, 2007Before I get started on Star Wars, here is the new hair:
Doubtless looking a little fried, but still as tough as nails (and I do mean that in the proper sense of the word). If I could give my hair a Purple Heart for all the bleaching and crap it has withstood for the […]
I’m An Asshole…
Monday, October 22nd, 2007Yesterday our church arranged a hayride and bonfire out at a farm out in Upper Butt Crack, Indiana; so off to Upper Butt Crack, Indiana we drove with my sister and her kids following.
(I unfortunately don’t have any photos of this event because my camera battery crapped out - I thought I’d recharged it, but […]
I Now Remember Why School Was So Darn Much Fun.
Saturday, October 13th, 2007I did bleach my hair and it actually turned out pretty good. It’s a little gold, but another bleaching with some toner in a couple weeks when my hair has had a little time to recover will cure that.
The J-Man has a two-page report on the Gret Stet of Illinois due on Monday complete with […]
Be Prepared, Damn It!
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007Kids have no vomit warning. They lack that adult five-second time lapse that we luckily normally possess when it comes time to puke, except in instances of extreme drunkenness or severe flu.
My poor kid has currently barfed all over: the school, his legs, his socks, his Crocs (no big loss there, as far as I’m […]
We Be Sci-Fi Dorks.
Friday, September 21st, 2007Thanks for all the good wishes. My mom had a CAT scan done of her pelvis this morning (she can’t have an MRI, apparently, due to the metal clips in her head from the brain aneurysm), and after the results are in we’ll know more.
The J-Man and I are on a huge science fiction DVD […]
