Archive for the 'The J-Man' Category
Growl. Bite. Snap.
Monday, August 13th, 2007I am quitting smoking tomorrow with Bullshit, whose sister gets back from Amsterdam at that time - she who started all this let’s-quit-smoking mess. I am actually going to throw my heart and soul into this attempt and have already carefully crafted cigarette placebos out of Bic pen shells, but the problem is that I […]
Rockin’ Weekend and Disney The-at-uh.
Tuesday, July 31st, 2007This week is shaping up to be a busy one.
On Friday Bullshit and I are going to meet up with this lovely lady, who I have not had the pleasure of seeing in a lonnnng time, at her book signing. On Saturday and Sunday, Bullshit got us tickets to Lollapalooza in Grant Park. Woo!
I’m […]
My Yard, My Kingdom.
Monday, July 16th, 2007Yesterday we threw the annual J-Man Birthday Bash, with startlingly low attendance. Apparently my relatives were in short supply and most of my friends were overbooked; either that or I suck and everyone hates me.
I kid.
We did have the lovely Lola, my friend Bek, her husband, and their gorgeous baby; and some of my cooler […]
Still Violent.
Monday, July 2nd, 2007I am going to redesign this week, or at least put the old design back up, for those of you who may be sick of looking at Mr. Anonymous up there, strolling over to Starbucks.
Also, merchandise is still available at the Sto’. I have seen it, and it looks good. Bullshit bought one […]
Robojaw.
Friday, June 22nd, 2007Thank you, O Lord, for giving me the drug tolerance of a professional wrestler, because the damned dentist had to give me four mondo shots (why do those shots look like something out of the movie Hostel??) of Novocain before I started to numb up yesterday.
Now the left side of my face feels as if […]
God, I Am Old.
Thursday, June 14th, 2007Guess who turned nine?
You guessed it….
The man himself.
Aw yeah.
We are all exhausted from partying it up.
Happy Thursday.
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Spring Fashion and The Sound Of Screeching Children.
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007It is sixty-five motherfucking degrees.
Never mind the fact that it is actually going to swoop back down to a miserable twenty-nine degrees by the week’s end - right now it is a veritably balmy sixty-five, and I love it. Bring it on. My mom-ass capri pants and I are ready.
Yeah, I like capri […]
Is There An Antibiotic For That?
Thursday, March 8th, 2007In reference to the previous post, my son went to school today and told the class that his gramma had “bronchitis in her butt”.
Now the image of my mom coughing out of her ass will never leave my head.
Thanks, J-Man.
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I Went To Green Bay And Got Ebola, and Guns.
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007I wish I could tell you that my Green Bay weekend was a frolicsome and fun time spent drinking, dashing around with friends, and generally behaving like a mad woman, but instead it was spent crapping out my intestines while simultaneously holding a garbage can and barfing up my lungs.
About two minutes from Green Bay, […]
Juice Boxes and JPEGS.
Wednesday, February 14th, 2007I do not advocate children using the internet at all, ever; unless perhaps it is for a school project and is done under extremely close and ridiculously paranoid adult supervision.
There will be plenty of time for children to find porn, surf pro-ana sites, and post come-hither photos that will attract pedophiles when they’re teenagers.
Kids plus […]
