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YAY!!

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

I may just have a job, kids.
One of the readers of this site has offered me a job doing a little freelance writing.  I would be writing product descriptions for a website that sells furniture and other home-type stuff.  (Note to self: Do not use the word “stuff”.)
I can make a small amount of money […]

Give Your Love.

Monday, December 17th, 2007

It’s the time of year in which presents are a-flying, and hopefully we all have saved a few extra dollars to give a little (or a lot) to those in need. I would be honored if you would consider any of the fine charities on my short list when you’re looking for a good […]

Star Warrrrrrrs.

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Before I get started on Star Wars, here is the new hair:

Doubtless looking a little fried, but still as tough as nails (and I do mean that in the proper sense of the word). If I could give my hair a Purple Heart for all the bleaching and crap it has withstood for the […]

Got My Hair Did.

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

Laura, who is a family friend and works at the local swanky salon, came over and cut my hair short yesterday; and it looks soooo much better than that ratty black animal I have been carrying around on my head.
It’s sort of an angled bob, super short in the back and almost chin-length in […]

Rockin’ Weekend and Disney The-at-uh.

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

This week is shaping up to be a busy one.
On Friday Bullshit and I are going to meet up with this lovely lady, who I have not had the pleasure of seeing in a lonnnng time, at her book signing.  On Saturday and Sunday, Bullshit got us tickets to Lollapalooza in Grant Park.  Woo!
I’m […]

Home.

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

I am now home.
But then you probably didn’t know I was gone.
I was, and what a long, strange trip it was, too. More on that later. For now, a cup of coffee.
There is nothing quite like being home and having the cat look at you as if you might possibly have created the […]

Success.

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

I know that I have expressed myself thoroughly and from the deepest recesses of my heart on this blog, because when people Google “how to love an anal-retentive person”, “embarrassing gas”, “where can I buy ass pads”, and “buttfest” (I am number one and number two for the last two, respectively - whoop whoop), they […]

Spring Fashion and The Sound Of Screeching Children.

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

It is sixty-five motherfucking degrees.
Never mind the fact that it is actually going to swoop back down to a miserable twenty-nine degrees by the week’s end - right now it is a veritably balmy sixty-five, and I love it. Bring it on. My mom-ass capri pants and I are ready.
Yeah, I like capri […]

Cheese Curds and Booyah.

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

This weekend I am traveling to Wisconsin because I have decided that Chicago does not have enough cold weather or snow to suit my taste.
Actually I am descending upon Green Bay with a bunch of friends at the behest of the lovely and talented Weetabix, who  is taking us on a big bus to several […]

Stompy Monday Music.

Monday, February 19th, 2007

Playlist of the moment:
Battleflag - Low Fidelity AllStars
Rubber Glove Seduction - PTP
Panzer Mensch - And One
The Fight Song - Marilyn Manson
Once In A Lifetime - Wolfsheim
Your Hands On My Skin - De/Vision
Star Fuckers, Inc. - Nine Inch Nails
So What - Ministry
Megalomaniac - KMFDM
Let’s Get Physical - Revolting Cocks
Stigmata - Ministry
It Comes Too - Final Cut
Dead […]


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