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I am Omni-Mom.
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008It is June and once again I am insured, thanks be to Medicare Part D! I am quite thankful, because although samples fulfilled most of my medication needs I have been without both pain medication and sleeping pills. This has left me one crabby, backachy, wide-awake “sumuma”, to coin a Bernie Mac-ism.
A lot […]
Worker Bees.
Thursday, May 29th, 2008So we’re having the house scraped and painted and we are also having a brand-new pointy garage roof put on because our old flat one was falling in. Thank you, low-interest home improvement loans.
I like all this work going on because generally I’m alone all week and now there are people fluttering about the […]
Paint Scrapings and Insurance Dealings.
Monday, May 19th, 2008I just spent three hours talking to Medicaid/care and finally, FINALLY got all of the computer glitches unglitched and found someone who knew their shit, was nice, and was willing to enroll me in a Medicare drug program.
Hallelujah.
I still won’t have any drug coverage until June first, so please feel free to continue to send […]
Stuff! and Nonsense!
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008Speaking of selling useless crap, did you know that I am still selling useless crap? Really.
It’s cool useless crap, though, so obviously there is a need for it.
Buy away. Buy for your friends. Buy your mother something for Mother’s Day. Buy something for your kids. I can attest to the […]
Bamzu Is a Virus.
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008I have watched enough bad late-night television that I have started to become convinced that I actually need the products advertised on infomercials.
Sleep-Number Bed? Oh, yeah!! I fucking fantasize about turning the little dial on that glorified air mattress and snoozing my way to a better back, and I have actually become downright […]
Kicking Ass, Or Trying, Part II.
Monday, April 14th, 2008So far I have been to four kickboxing classes, and what I have learned is that I am fat and out of shape.
Jesus, am I fat and out of shape.
The kickboxing instructor is a former drill sergeant. This guy is like Billy Blanks on ‘roids. He likes to yell, and he likes push-ups.
He […]
The Boob Tube and Meth Kitty.
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008I took so many pills yesterday that Britney Spears showed up at my door and said, “Girl, you need to lay off the drugs.”
Then she ate an Adderall, kicked one of my cats, and wandered off down the street in dirty Ugg boots muttering something about being late for a custody hearing.
The neighborhood continues to […]
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Chilling.
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008It’s train-station cold in the TranceCave this evening, and while the radiant space heater clenches its little feet and trembles with effort, the chill still shivers into my skin and burrows right into the very meat of me.
It’s shitty driving weather, to be sure. I remember driving over the suspended bridges and into the […]
Off I Go To The Land Of Snow.
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008I’m leaving for Green Bay tomorrow and am officially behind schedule and freaked out. Packing? I don’t think so!
I’m going back to the eye doctor today to check on the eye ulcers, which I don’t suppose are any better given the fact that the pain is still there and the blurriness seems to be worse, […]
