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Bamzu Is a Virus.
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008I have watched enough bad late-night television that I have started to become convinced that I actually need the products advertised on infomercials.
Sleep-Number Bed? Oh, yeah!! I fucking fantasize about turning the little dial on that glorified air mattress and snoozing my way to a better back, and I have actually become downright […]
Kicking Ass, Or Trying, Part II.
Monday, April 14th, 2008So far I have been to four kickboxing classes, and what I have learned is that I am fat and out of shape.
Jesus, am I fat and out of shape.
The kickboxing instructor is a former drill sergeant. This guy is like Billy Blanks on ‘roids. He likes to yell, and he likes push-ups.
He […]
The Boob Tube and Meth Kitty.
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008I took so many pills yesterday that Britney Spears showed up at my door and said, “Girl, you need to lay off the drugs.”
Then she ate an Adderall, kicked one of my cats, and wandered off down the street in dirty Ugg boots muttering something about being late for a custody hearing.
The neighborhood continues to […]
Feed Me, Baby.
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Chilling.
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008It’s train-station cold in the TranceCave this evening, and while the radiant space heater clenches its little feet and trembles with effort, the chill still shivers into my skin and burrows right into the very meat of me.
It’s shitty driving weather, to be sure. I remember driving over the suspended bridges and into the […]
Off I Go To The Land Of Snow.
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008I’m leaving for Green Bay tomorrow and am officially behind schedule and freaked out. Packing? I don’t think so!
I’m going back to the eye doctor today to check on the eye ulcers, which I don’t suppose are any better given the fact that the pain is still there and the blurriness seems to be worse, […]
I Haven’t Had Nearly Enough Coffee.
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007I will never get used to these laptop mini-keys. My typing speed has decreased exponentially while I’ve tried to grow accustomed to tip-taps rather than click-clacks. It’s really disconcerting.
I’ve been putting off making an appointment at the Indianapolis hospital and I really can’t say why. It’s partially because the sting of the whole Cleveland Clinic […]
For Kim.
Monday, October 8th, 2007I think of you in the fall
when the wind gets unstable
perhaps you’d kick my ass now when I need it
perhaps you’d just leave
I think of us laughing on the kitchen floor
breathless and spent, ridiculous
and I ache with the lack of the love of a roommate
It’s damned hard to replace a roommate
I go to bed at […]
BedNet.
Thursday, October 4th, 2007I’m on the internet. IN BED.
How fucking cool is that???
Now get your mind out of the gutter and have a happy Thursday.
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Build Me An Ark.
Friday, August 24th, 2007Did you get torrential rains? We did. Nasty stuff, and in the TranceCave, water is seeping up through the floor and onto my beautiful Persian rug that really does not belong in a basement. Shit. I wet-vacced it, but it’s still pretty fucking soggy. The area not covered by the […]
