Archive for the 'WTF?' Category
Gross, Disgusting Tuesday.
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007I hope your respective Labor Day weekends were fun and great. I unfortunately missed both parties I was supposed to attend and, after doing some cooking, spent most of my Labor Day weekend in bed. I did, however, cook over one hundred meatballs before passing out, so that is something. Meatball accomplishments […]
Um Yeah, Second Opinion Time.
Tuesday, March 20th, 2007So I went to the endocrinologist yesterday and spent a hefty two hours in his office answering questions and having my blood pressure repeatedly monitored.
I was sort of thrilled, actually. Finally a doctor that appeared to give half a crap and actually spent some time talking to his patients! Had someone slipped me […]
“I’m Not A Witch…”
Monday, March 19th, 2007Brownie points to you if you know what movie the title quote is from.
Golfwidow mentioned me in a podcast, so people coming here for the first time got to read the charming little diatribe below.
Nice, huh? If you’re just tuning in, I’m bitter. I’m so bitter that I make those bitches in The […]
Buttsitis.
Thursday, March 8th, 2007Preparing to return home from Green Bay Monday morning, I called my mother from Bullshit’s cell phone and received a particularly crabby response.
I wondered what was going on. Had the J-Man been incorrigible? I doubted that. Was she pissed at me just for not being there? Possibly. I hung up […]
The Morphing Cat.
Wednesday, March 7th, 2007OK, remember Ceiling Cat?
My camera charger situation has been remedied and I offer you photographic proof.
Before:
and after: Freaking weird, huh?I finally got a hold of the vet, and he says to bring her on in.
Poor little prematurely aging Elmo.
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OMG CEILING CAT IS WATCHING ME MASTURBATE
Tuesday, February 27th, 2007Thanks for your comments regarding the move. So far I’m sort of leaning toward Blogger (Nick, you have an e-mail coming), but I have not decided yet.
OK. So I live in a basement cave, right? We have established that. I live in a basement cave that used to be an unfinished […]
On Primitive Living Conditions.
Thursday, January 18th, 2007I am home from the hospital.
There will be a photoblog tomorrow, but for now I will say this: I had to pee in a bucket that was placed in a chair while on camera for two and a half days.
I don’t know what about that statement horrifies me most.
Happy Thursday. I’m going to […]
You Know You’re Anal-Retentive…
Thursday, January 4th, 2007It is well-known and well documented that I can’t crap. However, I am also really, really anal-retentive in other areas of my life, particularly spelling and punctuation.
(This is not to say that I never make any mistakes in either of these areas; so please put away your red pens, fellow anal-retentive bastards. I […]
Hork.
Thursday, December 7th, 2006My second hospital roommate had the SARS and may have possibly been schizophrenic.
My last night in the hospital, at about ten o’clock at night, I was informed that I would be receiving a new roommate. Cool, I thought. I was sick of reading the back issues of US News and World Report my […]
Jingle Freakin’ Bells.
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006I feel better. It’s a wonder what a good night’s sleep can do. I am such a fucking baby when my sleep patterns are disrupted that it’s sick, really.
Regardless of sleep I do have those “fat days”, though, days in which I am just disgusted by the sight of myself and I honestly […]
